Wednesday, December 29, 2021

2021 was to be a great year to move into our new home. Well, 2021 was a bad year with nothing with problems with the building of our new home. After 364 days finally this home is finally completed and fixed. 

2022 I hope will give us the satisfaction of living in our new home. 

I'm so happy that this rollercoaster of emotions is finally over. The upcoming year just cannot be worse than that, everything is going to be just fine for all of us.

Happy New Year my relatives & friends. 






Cruisin Paul



Wednesday, December 22, 2021

Merry Christmas To All.

Well my friends, This will be my last post before Christmas. It's been a very difficult year but we've made it ( for now ) . For 72 years, I've realized that the birth of Jesus Christ was very important in our lives. It hasn't changed . Next week will be the end of 2021. I will then write more.



        Merry Christmas to All and to All a Good Night.



Cruisin Paul


Tuesday, December 14, 2021

Ho, Ho, Ho, my friends. I thought I would do a little different in my blog. Every year Amherstburg shows off the downtown area off the water. I'm going to show what my town does for Christmas. It's called......

              This the town of Amherstburg.

This was the beginning of the Christmas feastival time.

Now the wonder of what Amherstburg does.

 There many more other lights could show but you got the idea of what my town does for Christmas. I hope that you enjoyed it.




Cruisin Paul



Thursday, December 9, 2021

Ho, Ho, Ho friends. Are you getting sick about my Christmas blogs? Not me. Ho, Ho,Ho.

We had our friends Ron & Judy over last night and we played cards and after that we had coffee & goodies and just talked. We plan on having over are other friends. I'm getting use to my walker. Every morning I walk, walker around the block. It was 22 degrees and tomorrow it will be 58 degrees. It's crazy around here.


 The four stages of life, in Santa Claus terms

1) You believe in Santa

2) You don't believe in Santa

3) You pretend to be Santa


4) You look like Santa.


 When my parents told me there was no Santa Claus, I was so mad at them.

I stomped out the door, got in my car and drove away with my girlfriend.



A treasure chest falls down from an airplane: Mickey Mouse, Santa Claus, a corrupt politician and an honest politician all run to the place where it lands. Who gets the treasure?

The corrupt politician, because all the others are fictional characters.

The Perfect Man, the Perfect Woman, and Santa Claus

There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.

Question: Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?

Answer #1: A Woman’€™s Response: The perfect woman! She’€™s the only one that really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

Answer #2: A Man’€™s Response: So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident in the first place.



                              Ho, Ho, Ho.

Cruisin Paul


Saturday, December 4, 2021

Christmas, Christmas, Christmas.

" Sleigh bells ring, are you listening,

In the lane, snow is glistening

A beautiful sight,

We're happy tonight,

Walking in a winter wonderland. "


Good morning my wonderful friends. Yesterday the snow was falling slowly and heavy on the ground. It was so beautiful. It was exactly how I love it.  Christmas is the best time the year and as I get older, it is so important to me. I'm not sure how many more Christmas's I'll get. Yesterday another person I went to school with, passed away. Life is so important.


A multinational company held a reception to celebrate Christmas. The waiter gave each guest a glass of Champagne, but on inspection each guest noticed that their glass contained a fly.

The Swede asked for new Champagne in the same glass.

The Englishman demanded to have new Champagne in a new glass.

The Finn picked out the fly out and drank the Champagne.

The Russian drank the Champagne, fly and all.

The Chinese ate the fly but left the Champagne.

The Israeli caught the fly and sold it to the Chinese.

The Italian drank two thirds of the Champagne and then demanded to have a new glass.

The Norwegian took the fly and went off to fish.

The Irishman ground the fly and mixed it in the Champagne, which he then donated to the Englishman.

The American sued the restaurant and claimed $50 million in compensation.

The Scotsman grabbed the fly by the throat and shouted: “Now spit out all that you swallowed!”





It was just before Christmas, and the jailer was in a happy mood. He asked the prisoner who was in the dock, ‘What are you charged with?’

The prisoner replied, ‘Doing my Christmas shopping too early’.

‘That’s no crime’, said the jailer. ‘Just how early were you doing this shopping?’

‘Before the shop opened’, answered the prisoner.


Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.




Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?

Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.

Why are Christmas trees better than men?

Even the small ones give satisfaction.








Cruisin Paul