Saturday Morning With Sun

 I really enjoyed this Welcome idea so I'm going to start my blog every time if you don't mind.

 

Good morning everyone especially my friends who comment on my blog. Well it's been 2 weeks when the builder's people said that they would clean up that crap in the front of my home. I still have mud, rocks, cement and other crap. People around me and those who walk past my home are shocked but it seems that the builder doesn't give a shit. Sorry for my word. I got upset for a moment.

Also, my wife bought a new printer and I took the thing out of the box, took out all of the pieces that doesn't need to be there and I turned it on. It worked. I put the colors in and that worked so I was happy for a moment until it informed me that I needed to go to 123.hp.com to further setup with the software. There I got so upset and turned everything of. This morning the entire printer won't even go on. Why can't just give us a machine that is simple. This world is going nuts.

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My 85-year-old grandfather was rushed to the hospital with a possible concussion.

**The doctor asked him a series of questions: “Do you know where you are?” “I’m at Rex Hospital.” “What city are you in?” “Raleigh.” “Do you know who I am?” “Dr. Hamilton.” My grandfather then turned to the nurse and said, “I hope he doesn’t ask me any more questions.” “Why?” she asked. “Because all of those answers were on his badge.”**

 

 

A woman in a grocery store happens upon a grandfather and his poorly behaved 3 year-old grandson.

It's obvious to her that the grandfather has his hands full with the child screaming for candy in the candy aisle, cookies in the cookie aisle, etc.
Meanwhile, Gramps is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice, "Easy, Albert, we won't be long - easy, boy." Another outburst and she hears Gramps calmly say, "Its okay, Albert, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there boy."

At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart, and Gramps again, in a controlled voice, is saying “Albert, Albert, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes; stay cool, Albert." Very impressed, the woman goes outside where Gramps is loading his groceries and the boy into the car. "You know, sir, it's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time, you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. Albert is very lucky to have you as his grandpa."

“Thanks, lady," said Gramps, "But, I'm Albert - the little bastard’s name is Steve and I'm going to beat the shit out of him when I get him home.

 

 

 My Grandfather a the Titanic. He shouted loudly to all earshot " That ship is going to sink! He was ignored. But he kept it up " Mark my words, that ship will sink on her maiden voyage." 

Eventually the ushers threw him out of the theatre.

What did digital clock say to Grandfather clock?

"Look Grandpa, no hands!"

 

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My grandfather turned 90 today, but he still doesn’t need glasses.

He drinks straight from the bottle.

 

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Cruisin Paul