Saturday, May 15, 2021

Saturday Morning With Sun

 I really enjoyed this Welcome idea so I'm going to start my blog every time if you don't mind.


Good morning everyone especially my friends who comment on my blog. Well it's been 2 weeks when the builder's people said that they would clean up that crap in the front of my home. I still have mud, rocks, cement and other crap. People around me and those who walk past my home are shocked but it seems that the builder doesn't give a shit. Sorry for my word. I got upset for a moment.

Also, my wife bought a new printer and I took the thing out of the box, took out all of the pieces that doesn't need to be there and I turned it on. It worked. I put the colors in and that worked so I was happy for a moment until it informed me that I needed to go to to further setup with the software. There I got so upset and turned everything of. This morning the entire printer won't even go on. Why can't just give us a machine that is simple. This world is going nuts.



My 85-year-old grandfather was rushed to the hospital with a possible concussion.

**The doctor asked him a series of questions: “Do you know where you are?” “I’m at Rex Hospital.” “What city are you in?” “Raleigh.” “Do you know who I am?” “Dr. Hamilton.” My grandfather then turned to the nurse and said, “I hope he doesn’t ask me any more questions.” “Why?” she asked. “Because all of those answers were on his badge.”**


A woman in a grocery store happens upon a grandfather and his poorly behaved 3 year-old grandson.

It's obvious to her that the grandfather has his hands full with the child screaming for candy in the candy aisle, cookies in the cookie aisle, etc.
Meanwhile, Gramps is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice, "Easy, Albert, we won't be long - easy, boy." Another outburst and she hears Gramps calmly say, "Its okay, Albert, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there boy."

At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart, and Gramps again, in a controlled voice, is saying “Albert, Albert, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes; stay cool, Albert." Very impressed, the woman goes outside where Gramps is loading his groceries and the boy into the car. "You know, sir, it's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time, you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. Albert is very lucky to have you as his grandpa."

“Thanks, lady," said Gramps, "But, I'm Albert - the little bastard’s name is Steve and I'm going to beat the shit out of him when I get him home.


 My Grandfather a the Titanic. He shouted loudly to all earshot " That ship is going to sink! He was ignored. But he kept it up " Mark my words, that ship will sink on her maiden voyage." 
Eventually the ushers threw him out of the theatre.

What did digital clock say to Grandfather clock?

"Look Grandpa, no hands!"

My grandfather turned 90 today, but he still doesn’t need glasses.

He drinks straight from the bottle.


Cruisin Paul




  1. Would it help to keep calling the builder, every single day? The squeaky wheel just might get the oil.

    When i said on my blog we can't wait for fall, i mean for rEcess to start again in the fall. Of course we don't want to bypass summer, there's too much fun to be had between now and then.

    Thanks for the funnies!

    1. I knew you were just joking Mimi. I knew you enjoyed Summer. Is your summer really hot or just in the 80's? Have a great day my friend.

  2. container flowers is a great idea in almost any situation - new season, buy a new plant. Hope you have a great week!

    1. Thank you Carol. The flowers were a mixture of different colors and we loved them. Maybe this will give my home some beauty under the mess outside.

  3. Hi Pauleo sorry to hear of your problems still going on what a pain I hope you get it all cleared up soon.

    As for the printer take a deep breath and start again that address is to make sure you download the right drivers for your model just put the model number in where it says and it will take you straight to them to download 👍

    I liked all the funnies especially the farty one LOL

    Have a fluuurrrttastic week Pauleo and
    happy printing 🖨️

    PS: I added you to my linkypoo 👍

    1. Thank you for the help Steveo. I wish I was good on this stuff like you. I must be getting old, really old.

    2. Hey Steveo, my printer is now working. I feel so smart. ( My daughter came over and she fixed everything for us. )

  4. I hope the builder's people will come tidy up your place and the printer installation will be sorted out well. Thanks for grandpa's jokes. Have a great week.

    1. Nancy, everything is slowly coming to complete satisfaction slowly.

  5. Wow, I love your posts, keep it coming!


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