Good morning to those who wish to look into my blog.I'll be watching golf today. It's a major and as of now Phil Mickelson is leading. If he wins, he'll be the oldest golfer that wins this major. I hope he does. By the way, he's 50 years old.
This blog today is for my wife Mary Lou. She lived in the farm. So for all of those tremendous farmers, this for you.
Why are farmers always the best husbands?
Why are farmers aggressive gamblers?
I read that 73% of apple farmers are functionally illiterate
It's farmers Wilma and Henry's 60th wedding anniversary and Henry would like to "do it" once again.
Wilma ponders a moment and then agrees and so they go, and begin, and quickly Wilma goes off like a rocket. They make love like crazy and when they're done, Henry, visibly satisfied, says :
\- My dearest Wilma, I hadn't believed that, at my old age, I would still be able to give you such intense sensations!
To which Wilma replies :
A Family of Farmers Lived on Manitoba - Minnesota Border
"Mama," he said to his elderly mother, "The Government finally completed their survey on our land. They finally determined that this house is located on the U.S. side. Because of that, we are officially Americans."
"Good," replied the mother. "I am getting old, my body can no longer take those Canadian winters."