Good afternoon everyone. Things are really moving in a more positive one around this area. The plumber was her yesterday to begin changing the pipe outside. He had to cut into AmyLynn's wall. He has to come back today to finish his job.
Yesterday also the man came to begin starting the shed pads for me & my neighbor and the patio for my other neighbor. He will also clean up my mess in the front yard, horray! Things are now going my way, finally.
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A teacher told the students, "The person who answers my next question correctly gets to leave class early."
Suddenly, a pen came flying across to room, practically hitting the teacher in the face.
"Who threw that?!" the teacher shouted angrily.
"Me!" piped up a voice from the back of the classroom. "Can I leave now?"
Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first?
A Kid replied : The legs...because every night I see my mum's legs up high and screaming
"OH GOD! I'M COMING".
"OH GOD! I'M COMING".
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Teacher & Student Joke
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
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Little Jimmy puts his hand up in class: "Miss! Miss! I have to go to the toilet, quick!" The teacher replies: "Not until you say the alphabet."
So Little Jimmy recites: "ABCDEFGJKLMNOPQRUVWXYZ"
The teacher raises an eyebrow. "Excuse me," she says, "but where's the S, H, I and T?"
Little Jimmy just sighs. "...In my pants..."
The teacher raises an eyebrow. "Excuse me," she says, "but where's the S, H, I and T?"
Little Jimmy just sighs. "...In my pants..."
I'm a very happy retired teacher. My former students still remember me and are so happy that I taught them. I'm so proud to hear that. I often wondered if I did any thing in my 31 years as a teacher. I guess I did.
Cruisin Paul
OH MY GOSH, THESE ARE TOO FUNNY! Thanks for sharing! hugs and have a great day! Be safe... Be well...
ReplyDeleteThank you Dolly for stopping in to my bloggy thing. I'm happy that I made your day funny. Have a great day.
DeleteHeeheehee! Excellent funnies.
ReplyDeleteYou were a fabulous teacher, and i am glad that something is finally being done about your house.
Horray, horray, horray Mimi. The water pipe in the back has been fixed and the man is now working in the back for my shed pad. Now, I just need to buy a shed. It's so difficult today to buy anything.
Deletea retired teacher - I should have known. I taught for a few years but I liked kids more in 2's or 3's not 35. My sister is a retired high school English teacher. Our nephew and his wife are teachers also.
ReplyDeleteYes, I was a teacher Carol. I loved it for 31 years but I had a lot of help. I thought of going to high school but I enjoyed the classes from 4 to 8, well lets just say 4 - 7. Grade 8 was a challenge.
DeleteSo glad to know that the workers have started work and all your problems with the mud and piping will be solved very soon. Thanks for teachers and children jokes. You are a wonderful teacher and that is why your students remember and appreciate you. Happy weekend.
ReplyDeleteThank you Nancy. I loved my students and they taugh me a great deal. Today the workers are putting in my sidewalk. Things are moving.
DeleteLove everything! So funny!
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