Good afternoon everyone. Things are really moving in a more positive one around this area. The plumber was her yesterday to begin changing the pipe outside. He had to cut into AmyLynn's wall. He has to come back today to finish his job.
Yesterday also the man came to begin starting the shed pads for me & my neighbor and the patio for my other neighbor. He will also clean up my mess in the front yard, horray! Things are now going my way, finally.
A teacher told the students, "The person who answers my next question correctly gets to leave class early."
Suddenly, a pen came flying across to room, practically hitting the teacher in the face.
"Who threw that?!" the teacher shouted angrily.
"Me!" piped up a voice from the back of the classroom. "Can I leave now?"
Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first?
"OH GOD! I'M COMING".
Teacher & Student Joke
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
Little Jimmy puts his hand up in class: "Miss! Miss! I have to go to the toilet, quick!" The teacher replies: "Not until you say the alphabet."
The teacher raises an eyebrow. "Excuse me," she says, "but where's the S, H, I and T?"
Little Jimmy just sighs. "...In my pants..."