Tuesday, December 27, 2022

Happy New Year Soon.

Well now that Christmas is done, lets get ready for new years. Today we are going to watch Cole play hockey twice at the Libro Centre.  He's playing in the Hospice tournament.


  My New Year's resolution is to see my cup half-full, preferably with Rum. Gin, Vodka or Moonshine.


What's the worst part of jogging on New Years Eve? The ice falling out of your drink.


What is the snowman's New Years resolution? To chill out more this year.



 Why is partying in Times Square overrated? Because they drop the ball every year.


What do you call someone who says they know all the words to " Auld Lang Syne?"

A Liar. 


Where can you practice your multiplication tables on New Years Eve? 

                         " Times Square " 







Cruisin Paul



Thursday, December 22, 2022

Merry Christmas



Christmas is near and we are almost finished the year. Can you believe it, 2022 is near the end. To my blogging friends who check into my blog and write a comment to me, thank you. It means a great deal to me. We are getting older but wiser . Have a Merry Christmas to you all.

Cruisn Paul


This is the home where I grew up. Today a family called the Jones and they take great care of the place. At Christmas time it's the most beautiful place in town. When I was young, my father did exactly what the Jones do now. I remember helping my dad in preparation before Christmas. We use to have a Nativity Scene the size as human beings. One tree that is no longer there my dad placed at the top of the tree he had a star. We loved to prepare the home for Christmas and as you can see, so do the Jones.

                    Merry Christmas to all.

                          Thank you to all.


Sunday, December 18, 2022

A Week Before Christmas

Ho, Ho, Ho. Merry Christmas to you all. I put my Camero in the garage until April. As I said before, my Camero has never had any snow and don't plan on any this year. It has started to snow so my car is in the garage

We are going this morning to watch Cole play hockey. He has improved so much this year.



  Why does Santa land on the roof?

           Because he likes it on the top. 


Why is Santa always so jolly?

           Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. 


Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?

             Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.




Why are Christmas trees better than men?

          Even the small ones give satisfaction.


Santa comes down a chimney one Christmas Eve and to his surprise finds a gorgeous brunette waiting for him, wearing the sexiest lingerie imaginable.

“Santa,” she purrs, “Can you stay for a while?”

Santa says, “Ho, ho ho! I’ve gotta go! Have to deliver toys to children, you know!”

She comes close, starts playing with his beard, whispers in his ear, “Santa, don’t you have a gift you would like to give me?”

Santa says, “Ho, ho, ho! I’ve gotta go! Have to spread Christmas cheer, you know!”

The brunette takes off her straps, giving Santa a view of her breasts and says, “Santa, are you sure there’s no gift you’d like to leave?”

Santa says, “Hey hey hey, might as well stay. I can’t get up the chimney this way!”




Cruisin Paul


Friday, December 9, 2022

Christmas Tree Is Up.

Merry Christmas to all and this will continue for three more weeks. I love this time of the year.

This is our decorated table across from our dinner table. Next is my Christmas tree.

 As will noticed there are no presents under the tree. My wife told me that I would have wait until Santa comes. 



The Story of How The Angel Went on Top of The Christmas Tree

Santa was having a terrible day. The toy factory was broken. Elves weren’t working. Mrs Claus was bugging him about something. He was having to manually make toys out of wood. He was over it. And just as he was hanging on to his lead shred of sanity, he smashed his thumb with a hammer.
And just at that moment, an angel appeared at his door, holding a Christmas Tree. She said, “Santa, where should I put this?”


What does a man who's had a vasectomy and a Christmas tree have in common?

                     " Decorative Balls " 



What do you call a vibrator on a Christmas tree?

                         " A pornament "


What's similar between boobs and Christmas trees ?

" When you see really nice ones, you can't yell if they're real or fake. "




A soccer mom walked into a tattoo parlor and asked for a Christmas tree on her left thigh and a turkey on the right thigh.

When they were done the artist asked why she wanted these tattoos.

She replied, "My husband always complains that there's nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."






Cruisin Paul