Christmas Tree Is Up.

Merry Christmas to all and this will continue for three more weeks. I love this time of the year.

This is our decorated table across from our dinner table. Next is my Christmas tree.

 As will noticed there are no presents under the tree. My wife told me that I would have wait until Santa comes. 

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The Story of How The Angel Went on Top of The Christmas Tree

Santa was having a terrible day. The toy factory was broken. Elves weren’t working. Mrs Claus was bugging him about something. He was having to manually make toys out of wood. He was over it. And just as he was hanging on to his lead shred of sanity, he smashed his thumb with a hammer.
And just at that moment, an angel appeared at his door, holding a Christmas Tree. She said, “Santa, where should I put this?”

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What does a man who's had a vasectomy and a Christmas tree have in common?

                     " Decorative Balls " 

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What do you call a vibrator on a Christmas tree?

                         " A pornament "

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What's similar between boobs and Christmas trees ?

" When you see really nice ones, you can't yell if they're real or fake. "

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A soccer mom walked into a tattoo parlor and asked for a Christmas tree on her left thigh and a turkey on the right thigh.

When they were done the artist asked why she wanted these tattoos.


She replied, "My husband always complains that there's nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."

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Cruisin Paul