Wednesday, May 12, 2021


 My friend Carol had this on her blog and I just loved it. Thank you Carol. I love this and I do believe this what being a blogger is all about.

It's Wednesday, Hump day.  Guess what? This area got something new. Coco Paving came and did our roads yesterday. Brand new asphalt and this morning some ass in his dump truck drove on it and left pieces of mud. Well it fit perfectly like my lawn ( mud ).


Little Karl was with his grandma in a supermarket

Little Karl yelled to his grandma: Granny, I need to pee!

Grandma replied: We are in a public place, don't say you need to pee, say something nice, say you need to sing.

Later, when grandma was sleeping, Little Karl went to grandmas room and woke her: Granny, I need to sing!

Grandma: It's midnight, you can't sing now.

Little Karl: But I need to sing really bad!

Grandma: Well ok then. Sing quietly to grannys ear.


My grandma had cataract surgery on both eyes

I was on the phone with my grandpa asking how she was feeling.

Gpa: She’s recovering really well, she can see much clearer. She’s pretty happy with the results.

Me: That’s good, no side effects?

Gpa: There is one troubling side effect

Me: What? Is she okay?

Gpa: Yah, she’s fine, but she can actually see me now.


A girl was a prostitute, but she did not want her grandma to know

. One day the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel and she was among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway.

Suddenly the girl's grandma came by and saw her. "Why are you standing in line, dear?" she asked. Not willing to let her grandma know the truth, the girl told her that the policemen were passing out free oranges. "Why, that is awfully nice of them! I think I'll get some for myself," said the grandma.

A policeman went down the line, asking for information from all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?"

Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take out my dentures and suck them dry!"


 " Hey Grandma, how was your doctor's appointment?"
I think the doctor was flirting with me. He told me I have 
acute angina!" 


Cruisin Paul



  1. Blimey there's always one that spoils everything heheh!

    The jokes are funny especially at the bus stop LOL

    Have a lowtitstastic week Pauloe 👍

    1. I hoped that you would like that Bus stop one Steveo. Now when you go to your bus stop, look around. LOL

  2. Heeheehee! Thanks for the laughs, and yes, no matter what, nothing is perfect in this world. Guess there's that much more to look forward to in the next.

    1. I'm not ready yet Mimi but when I'm ready, I can't wait to see my parents again.

  3. Paul would you do me a favor and add a link to my blog where you talk about the welcome? I'd appreciate any help I get. Blog looks nice today with the art, haha.

    1. I tried Carol. I guess I'm just a numskull.Sorry.


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