I just got home from having breakfast with the guys. The conversation was interesting from golfing ( which is now done ) to the town of Amherstburg.
My friend Al & Meilin have moved into their new condo in downtown Amherstburg. Al due to his Parkinson & dementia is having some difficulties in the moving but once he's there he'll be OK. Mary Lou & I will be soon come to visit them.
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Believe it or not, this is how I feel everyday. Yippee!
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turned to the other and said:
'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains.
I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
Slim said, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.''Really!? Like a newborn baby?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'
Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together.
One night the 96-year-old draws a bath.
She puts her foot in and pauses.
She yells to the other sisters,
"Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94-year-old yells back,
"I don't know. I'll come up and see."
She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?"
The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters.
She shakes her head and says,
"I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood."
She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.”
The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"
The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... The one that's red and has thorns."
"Do you mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?
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That' s it for today. Are you all ready for the Christmas time? Did you complete all the gift buying and are you all finished with the Christmas baking? If not, get to it. You don't have a lot of time left. LOL
" SEE YA EVERYONE "
Cruisin Paul
I think retirees are so happy because everyday is a holiday.
ReplyDeleteYou said it Nancy. Yippee!
DeleteHeeheehee! Thanks for making me laugh, and the reminder to get with it on the holiday preparation.
ReplyDeleteMimi. I'm o happy that I can make you laugh and that makes me laugh.Yippee!
DeleteWhere do you find all these jokes Paul?
ReplyDeleteI get such a kick out of your love of cruising. It equals my disdain for it.
Have a wonderful weekend Paul. I hope the sun is shining for you
I'm not going to tell you Peg. I'm like a magician. By the way my friend, I love cruisin, cruisin, cruisin.
Deleteget cold and colder these days.
ReplyDeleteI got you joke: older become baby, because no teeth...hehehe lol
have a great day
Thanks Tanza. Yes it's getting colder. Today the temp will get to 50 degrees BUT next week it will be in the lower 30's and lower. Brrrrrrrr.
Deletewow...its mean frozen....
DeleteHope, you are in good health.
It's been so changeable here cold one minute then torrential rain
ReplyDeleteGood to hear Al & Meilin have movedd into their new Condo at least that's over with just the getting used to it now
The jokes were funny LOL @ wet fart "lifts right leg"
Have a fartlesstastic Sunday Pauleo
Today the temp was in the low 50's but next week it's going down into the low 30's and probably into the 20's. It's winter my friend.
DeleteThis sounds too cold for me. I think I'll stay in the Southern Hemisphere for our summer.
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