Monday, August 29, 2022

September Is Coming.

It's been crazy around here. I finally went to see my doctor for after almost 3 years. I noticed that this hair was white. It took me a month to see him and after that time he just told me to go and have an x-ray and he'll see me in a month because he was going on a vacation. I went to have the x-ray and went I went to the place there was sign saying out until next week, on vacation.

My eye doctor told me that I would have to see a specialist because something about the pigments in my eye, the pressure in the back of my eyes and check on my cataracts. She said after two weeks if the specialist didn't call, call her back which I did. She said they would call the specialist but guess what? It's been over a week and no body called. This world is crazy. No body really cares.


A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard.

The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.

Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma."
Got the idea?

An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery. The Englishman steals three buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the Irishman: “That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn’t even see me.”

“That’s just simple thievery,” the Irishman replied. “I’ll show you how to do it the honest way and get the same results.”

The Irishman then proceeded to call out the owner of the bakery and says: “Sir, I want to show you a magic trick.” The owner was intrigued so he came over to see the magic trick.

The Irishman asked him for a bun and then he proceeded to eat it. He asked two more times and after eating them again the owner says: “Okay my friend, where’s the magic trick?”

The Irishman then said: “Look in the Englishman’s pockets.”



Cruisin Paul



  1. Hi Pauleo sorry to hear your having problems that still isn't getting sorted, it's similar here too since the pandemic caused a backlog in our NHS I hope you get it sorted soon 👍

    I liked the fiunnies gave me a good giggle

    Have a Septembertastic week 👍

  2. I understand the running around to get tests, etc. for doctors. It gets tiresome. I hope you get the help you need soon. Happy Autumn!

    1. It's amazing Carol how things have changed so much with the medical system. It's like they aren't even there for us anymore.

  3. Don't give up, sooner or later one doctor or another will call back and i hope they can sort it all out.

    Thanks for the laughs!

  4. I think the same problem is happening elsewhere too. I suppose you will have to keep reminding your doctor until you get an answer or an appointment with the specialist.

    1. He's on vacation. I wish I was on vacation? What a minute, I am, I'm retired. Ha,ha,ha.

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