Winter Snow.

Winter is upon us. The football game in Buffalo between the Buffalo  & Clevelend had to be changed to Detroit because Buffalo had over 5 feet of snow. Here, we had nothing. My Christmas tree is up and decorated. All the rest is ready to go after I come back from town. I have to go to the Pharmacy, Romano's & get my shot. 

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A blonde got caught in a blizzard… It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home.

She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She finally remembered her dad's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in the snow drift. This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a snow plow went by and she started to follow it. As she followed the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions. After quite some time had passed she was somewhat surprised when the snow plow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window. The snow plow driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had been following him for a long time. She said that she was fine and told him of her dad's advice to follow a snow plow when caught in a blizzard.

The driver replied that it was okay with him and she could continue following if she wanted but he was done with the Walmart parking lot and was going over to the K-mart next.

 

 

 

What's the difference between snowmen & snow-women?

                                    Snowballs 

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What did Snow White complain after staying for a month with Dwarves?

 

" I'd rather  have a 7 inch one time than have one inch 7 times." 

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 How is sex like snow?

 

Everyone talks about it, but it doesn't always happen. Then when it does happen, you're never sure how long it will last or how many inches you're going to get. 

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Why do native American hate snow?

 

It's white and all over their land. 

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Cruisin Paul