Beautiful Sunny Wednesday

Another good morning and it's even Wednesday. Yesterday the guys came in and tore out the old fireplace. Wow what a hole it left. Now I have to have a another man come in today to put materials in the back of the hole before they bring in the new fireplace. By tomorrow, it will be finished and all we have to do is pay the bill. That's the bad part of this whole thing but I guess that's part of the whole thing., right? Tonight Al & Meilin are coming over tonight and as usual Al & I will be enjoying pool.
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Gassy Granny

An old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with frequent gas. Fortunately, the farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here, and I bet you didn't even notice!"
The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back next week."
The next week the old lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my silent farts stink like the dickens."
The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

Gynecological Echo

A woman goes to the gynecologist for an exam. She puts her feet into the stirrups and the doctor begins his exam.

After a moment, he says, "You have an unusually deep vagina."

The woman replies, "You don't have to say it twice."

The doctor says, "I didn't."

Grandma The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn in her wheel chair where the activity's for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't talk very well but she could write notes fairly well when she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn Grandma started leaning off to the right and some family members grabbed her and straightened her up and stuffed pillows on her right. A short time later she started leaning off to her left and again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon she started leaning forward and the family members again grabbed her and tied a pillow case around her waist to hold her up. A nephew who arrived late came running up to Grandma, you're looking good, how are they treating you?" Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew, "They won't let me fart."
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Just received a phone call from the man who was suppose to come to put the stuff in my fireplace hole. He can't come today but will tomorrow. Oh well, that's my life. I always have to wait for someone else but when I have change something, they get mad at me. He said he'll be at my place early in the morning and the other men with my new fireplace can still come in the afternoon to install the fireplace. 
Enjoy your Wednesday my good friends and be happy.

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