Finally Back Tuesday

It's so nice to be able to write my blog again. Last Thursday I'd wrote about the many problems we had about the fireplace and hot water tank. After I decided to create a Christmas card for my daughter and her family. While I began to create it different difficulties stared to show on my screen and suddenly my entire screen went black and on it I was told that there were problems and I would need help. I called my friend, my whiz guy Sean and he came after work and he would need to take my tower home to work on it. For three days I wasn't able to do anything. It's amazing what our world is like without the computer. He called late Sunday and informed me that he fixed my computer and he would bring it back late Monday. I'm back, thank God.

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When I was younger I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.'

They stopped that poking after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. 

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."

The man then replies: "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."

 

                                                                               Oh my!!!!!!!

A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart. When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed.

Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing. The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"

"I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.

"What's so funny about that?"

"I'm a gynecologist.

 

 

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replies in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

 

 

Funeral Service For The Living Dead

A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service, the pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan.
They open the casket and find that the woman is actually still alive. She lives for ten more years and then dies.
A ceremony is again held at the same church and at the end of the ceremony, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "WATCH OUT FOR THAT WALL!"

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Well I received the rest of my materials for my cruise. This being our 10th cruise Carnival informed us that we're now a Platinum cruiser which I guess means that we will be receiving some different perks. Now I want to know what these perks really mean. Maybe I can get my underwear washed and cleaned while we are on our cruise. Ha,ha,ha,. 
Have a wonderful Tuesday friends. I'm very glad to be back.

 
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