Good morning my good friends. The snow is still there but the highways are cleared. My Bumble Bee has never been in snow and I hope to never do but I have to go to my eye doctor this morning. As long as it's not snowing, I'm safe but I'm hoping that it won't snow until I get back home. Michigan got clobbered yesterday. Some areas even got 16 inches of that beautiful, lovely white silly junk. What we have on the ground will be gone soon by the end of the week since it's suppose to rain on Friday. Tomorrow they bring in the new fireplace. I enjoy a beautiful fireplace with its flames around the logs. This week will be busy for all of us so we better get it going.
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An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy didn't move. Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy didn't respond. Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Coco, pull!" Nothing. Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull!" And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch. The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times. The farmer said, "Oh, Buddy is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try!"
A
man buys a parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts
insulting him and gets really
nasty,so the man picks
up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a
lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a
few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man
opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him
and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask
your forgiveness."
The man says, "Well, thank you. I forgive you."
The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"
nasty,so the man picks
up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a
lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a
few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man
opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him
and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask
your forgiveness."The man says, "Well, thank you. I forgive you."
The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"
An
elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening
at church service when she was startled by an intruder. As she caught the
man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she
yelled, "STOP! ACTS 2:38!" (Repent and be baptized, in the
name of the lord, so that your sins may be forgiven.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell scripture at you."
"SCRIPTURE?!" replied the burglar, "She said she had an AXE and TWO 38's!
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell scripture at you."
"SCRIPTURE?!" replied the burglar, "She said she had an AXE and TWO 38's!
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Well that's it for now you good people. Have a gorgeous Monday even those who have to go to work. Not me.
" SEE YA "
Great post, Paul, the cat talking about them throwing away the milk ring (with all the toys he has) made me laugh the hardest. Hope your week is amazing! :)
ReplyDeleteLoved all the critters so I linked this post to Awww Mondays. Too cute. Awww.
ReplyDeleteLoved all the jokes. Hard to pick a favorite but that taxi one is a knee slapper.
Have a fabulous day my friend and don't eat too many cookies. ☺
Great jokes and very entertaining, Paul. Have a beautiful day!
ReplyDeleteYou must have fun searching for jokes to share. I can imagine the ones you don't... Love the cat and dog sleeping together and the cat with nothing to play with is to typical of cats, it was a perfect caption for that photo.
ReplyDeletebwa hahah grrrrreat ! Happy and Warm by the Fire Thanksgiving!
ReplyDeleteOh, that taxi driver, i'll bet he was stunned! Too funny! May your visit to the eye doctor go well, with all good news!
ReplyDeleteI hope you got there and back OK, we had snow Saturday morning nothing like you get over there though.
ReplyDeleteSome lovely cute pics there heheh! and loved the jokes gave me a good larf :-)
Have a tanfabulous day and sorry I'm a bit late :-)
Oh, that taxi joke is a hoot! Good one. Stay warm.
ReplyDeleteBig hugs, honey...