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A woman is deciding between three suitors which one to be with. She says to the three men, "we are still young and inexperienced, go out there and travel around the world, we'll see when you come back."
So the first guy goes to Europe and tours the different countries there.
The second guy goes to Europe, then Asia, then Africa, then Australia and basically goes everywhere.
The third guy doesn't go anywhere.
6 months later they all meet up and the first guy says, "I went to all the countries in Europe and have become more cultured after visiting all their historic sites.
The second guy says, "I went to Europe and became more cultured, Asia and learned martial arts, Africa and fed starving children and Australia and fought a stingray, and survived. It cost me $400k but it was well worth it and is only a drop in the bucket to me."
The third guy who didn't go anywhere walks around the woman once, stops in front of her and takes hold of the woman's hands, "I've just traveled around the whole world, because you are my whole world."
Upon hearing this, the woman became emotional and with tears of happiness running down her face , she says, "That is by far the sweetest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. “
After this man spoke such sweet words. She was finally ready to make the obvious choice...
She then choice the second guy, the one with the most money.
The second guy goes to Europe, then Asia, then Africa, then Australia and basically goes everywhere.
The third guy doesn't go anywhere.
6 months later they all meet up and the first guy says, "I went to all the countries in Europe and have become more cultured after visiting all their historic sites.
The second guy says, "I went to Europe and became more cultured, Asia and learned martial arts, Africa and fed starving children and Australia and fought a stingray, and survived. It cost me $400k but it was well worth it and is only a drop in the bucket to me."
The third guy who didn't go anywhere walks around the woman once, stops in front of her and takes hold of the woman's hands, "I've just traveled around the whole world, because you are my whole world."
Upon hearing this, the woman became emotional and with tears of happiness running down her face , she says, "That is by far the sweetest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. “
After this man spoke such sweet words. She was finally ready to make the obvious choice...
She then choice the second guy, the one with the most money.
Peace, Love and Happiness
A very strict man had three hot
daughters, named Peace, Love and Happiness. He always hated any guy his
daughters brought home - always told them there was no man good enough
for his daughters.
Peace was dating a boy he particularly hated, but she kept dating him anyway. Once Peace and her boyfriend forgot to use protection and Peace got pregnant. They were really scared, for they were sure that her father would go berserk.
Peace and her boyfriend finally got the courage to meet with her father and tell him what happened. Surprisingly, her father was completely cool with it and was excited to have a potential son in law and grandchild.
Bewildered, and slightly jealous of her sister, Love asked her dad how he had such a change of heart.
He said, "Well I couldn't stay mad, he came in Peace."
Peace was dating a boy he particularly hated, but she kept dating him anyway. Once Peace and her boyfriend forgot to use protection and Peace got pregnant. They were really scared, for they were sure that her father would go berserk.
Peace and her boyfriend finally got the courage to meet with her father and tell him what happened. Surprisingly, her father was completely cool with it and was excited to have a potential son in law and grandchild.
Bewildered, and slightly jealous of her sister, Love asked her dad how he had such a change of heart.
He said, "Well I couldn't stay mad, he came in Peace."
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A fun and positive Thursday post. Love them all.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day, Paul. Be well. 😎
Yes, fun, positiveness and happiness for all during this scary times. Keep safe both of you Sandee & Zane.
DeleteA lovely, happy and funny post, thank you! You are in my prayers, stay safe.
ReplyDeleteI'm also praying for everyone. God will be will us.
DeleteNice post Pauleo that sounds great and brilliant entertainment :-)
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed all the jokes those arses LOL
Hope your ok and in good spirits it seems spring has finally come to London now but i hope I haven't spoken too quick heheh!
Have an artistictastic weekend Pauleo :-)
Steveo, my spirits are still up thanks to you and my blogger friends along with my family. Keep safe my friend.
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THank you Sandee and have a very Happy Easter
DeleteI have been enjoying al the video casts of ballet, orchestras, and the like that have been offered in New Zealand (for free). The talent show sounds like a good idea. I think these things are going to stick around long after we get a handle on the problem.
ReplyDeleteTonight I listened to my nephew Scott & and Alison do an 90 minute show on Facebook, They do this musical show on Wednesday & Sunday at 7:30 pm If you'd like to see them check on Scott Pietrangelo Facebook
DeleteThanks to the musically talented people like your nephew and his girlfriends, we get to enjoy online music shows at home. Thanks for the jokes. Stay home and stay safe.
ReplyDeleteScott & Alison are doing a tremendous job allowing us to watch and listen to their talent. I'm glad you enjoyed it Nancy.
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