Friday, March 20, 2020

Friday Night

Good evening everyone. I'm getting better and the pills I'm taking are helping my BP. Hopefully it will continue.

I hope this will help those who are having a problem finding Toilet Paper.

Two weeks ago, I went into breakfast, knowing my wife would be pleasant and say Happy Birthday and probably have a present for me...
She didn't even say Good Morning, let alone any Happy Birthday.
I said, well, that's wives for you. The children will remember. The children came into breakfast and didn't say a word.
When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday."
And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.
I worked until noon. About noon Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go."
We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office. Do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment, we had another martini and then she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable." "Sure," I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and in about six minutes, she came out... carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife and children.
All were singing Happy Birthday.
... and there on the couch I sat...
... with nothing on but my socks...

                      Keep Safe Friends

Cruisin Paul


  1. Thank you very much for the toilet roll Pauleo LOL only thing is it will not fit on my toilet roll holder

    LOL @ the jokes and that is an excellent tip with the Viagra LOL

    Glad the pills are improving your BP just take it easy :-)

    Have a bogrolltastic Sunday Pauleo 🧻

    1. Well Steveo, all you have to do is change the roll to make it much bigger. LOL Have a good day and keep safe my friend.

  2. Hope your blood pressure stays down and your supply of TP stays up!

    1. Thanks Mimi. I hope that you & your family is staying safe. Hopefully we'll get back to normal.

  3. Good to hear that the meds have got it under control. Now if they can only find something to keep the toilet paper hoarding in check.

  4. Hope the medicine works well for you. Thanks for the jokes to entertain us. Do stay healthy and stay safe.

    1. Thank you Nancy. I guess we'll just have to keep each other happy and safe.

  5. Good to hear you are on the mend!! Stay safe!

    1. You to Peg. Keep safe during these scaring times my friend.

  6. Sorry I'm so late getting here Paul. I don't blog on the weekends and yesterday I didn't blog very well at all. I'm glad you're feeling better. Being sick sucks.

    Love all the funnies. I linked this post to Happy Tuesday.

    Have a fabulous day, Paul. 😎

    1. No problem Sandee. I'm just glad that you and Zane are doing well.


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