Election Day Amherstburg

Good morning friends and everyone. October 24th is election day here in Amherstburg. I went on October 5th to elect a new mayor, deputy-mayor and councillors. We've had nothing but problems in our town this last year and these people are the ones who caused it so I hope that they are all kicked out with all new people.

The other day I received a phone call from the eye specialist and he said that I needed a new stronger medicine because my eye pressure was getting worse. This new med could cause me to be tired. What else could go on. Halloween is in a week. I know, I know you are getting bored with the pictures but what else can I can do? Just get use to it in another week I;ll be changing it. November is coming.

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 Q: Do Zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

A: No of course they like to eat the fingers separately.

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Q: I heard there is a skeleton in your closet?

A: No you idiot, the body hasn't decomposed yet.

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Q: How do two skeletons have sex
A: By boning all night long.

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  What's unique about sex with vampires?

 They only come at night.

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     And last but not least this picture. 

 See ya for now.

 

 

Cruisin Paul

 

 

 

Good morning friends. It's wet and cold around here this morning but this weekend it's suppose to in the 70's. Unfortunately we received a phone call from my cousin Carmen. He called to inform us that his mother , my aunt had passed away. She lived a long life, 96 years old. She was a wonderful woman. 

  Halloween is coming soon and to deal with Halloween I will be showing many different Halloween pumpkins to begin this I will show the pumpkins that my wife, daughter and even myself did.

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This was the pumpkin that my wife did. Pretty good isn't it?

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This was the one that my daughter did. She wanted to do a rainbow.

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And her is the one that I did. I even put one of my hats on it's head.

 Now don't think it's picture of me even though it's my hat.

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Q: The maker of this product does not want it, the buyer does not want to use it right now and the user does not see it.

What is it  ::::::: A coffin

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Q: Why was the jack-o'lantern afraid to cross the road?

A: He had no guts. 

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Q: Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?

A: Because there are so many Plots there. 

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Son: Dad..... This movie is so scary....Is that woman going to die?

Dad: Judging by the size of the horse's penis, yes she is. 

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The other night...

...I was walking home and there was this female walking in front of me. She looked behind her and then started walking faster, so I walked faster. She then looked behind her again and started to walk even faster, so I walked faster. Then she started to run so I took off running as well. She then broke out into a sprint whilst screaming at the top of her voice so I also did the same.

To this day I still don't know what we were running from but it was pretty scary.......

  

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Cruisin Paul

 Have a very scary Halloween my friends. Ha,Ha

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Good Saturday morning my good friends. Well guess what happened when I went the eye specialist? Really nothing. My own eye doctor who sent me to the specialist wanted me to ask him some questions. Well when I arrived there I was asked to sit down ad wait. Eventually I asked to go to this one room who this lady asked me to sit down and she asked to me read these letters and then flashed these lights on each of my eyes. I was asked to go back and sit down in other room. Later I asked to go to another room who another lady told me to go to one chair and look closely at one machine and then move to another chair and looked at another machine . She gave me a card and said we'll see you in another year and gave me a year of eye drops. She said that the doctor would read the results later. I never saw the specialist and went home. Whatever they put in my eyes I slept throughout the day. Never saw the specialist. That was my day.

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            My eyes were good enough to see this.

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What do you get if you divide a pumpkin circumference by its diameter?

Pumpkin   π

 

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A piece of pumpkin pie costs $2.00 in Jamaica and $2.45 in Barbados.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean. 

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In honor of the spooky season, what do you call a compressed pumpkin?

A squash ghost.

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What did the sweet potato say to the pumkin?

" I yam what I yam " 

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Cruisin Paul

 

 

Good morning everyone. My family is coming for Thanksgiving dinner. Our dinner will be Rigatoni & meatballs, chicken & potatoes, Broccoli and for dessert pumpkin pie with coffee. I;m full already.

Next week I'm going to see Dr. Deans, an eye specialist . I've been having some problems with my eyes. 

During this week we have to begin closing our summer chairs to but in the shed. This week my be the last nice week in the 70's. 

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 Q: Do you know what killed the man who had a two ton pumpkin fall on him?

A: He was squashed.

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I'm not saying my son is ugly......

But on halloween he went to tell the neighbors to turn down their TV and they gave him some candy. 

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  Q: Why don't witches have babies?

 A: Their husbands have crystal balls.

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1900: Dracula survived by drinking the blood of virgins.

2020: Dracula dies of hunger. 

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Cruisin Paul

 

Well we are all still here my friends.My wife is better and so am I. Today I go for my massage. On Friday we are having breakfast with our friends Jerry & his wife Shirley. It's now getting cold with a blowing wind. I'm reading a new book called " The Investigator " Very interesting. My daughter AmyLynn baked my birthday cake. It was very delicious. I got some nice gifts on my birthday. I still miss one thing from my birthday. 

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Art

A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves.

The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking.

The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?"

The husband replies, "Autumn. 

 

Autumn is best enjoyed in all her glory.

Unfortunately, the police officers who arrested me outside her window didn't agree.

 

How do you make leaves fall off of trees?

You don’t - they do it autumn-atically

 

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Cruisin Paul