Good morning friends. It's wet and cold around here this morning but this weekend it's suppose to in the 70's. Unfortunately we received a phone call from my cousin Carmen. He called to inform us that his mother , my aunt had passed away. She lived a long life, 96 years old. She was a wonderful woman. 

  Halloween is coming soon and to deal with Halloween I will be showing many different Halloween pumpkins to begin this I will show the pumpkins that my wife, daughter and even myself did.

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This was the pumpkin that my wife did. Pretty good isn't it?

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This was the one that my daughter did. She wanted to do a rainbow.

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And her is the one that I did. I even put one of my hats on it's head.

 Now don't think it's picture of me even though it's my hat.

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Q: The maker of this product does not want it, the buyer does not want to use it right now and the user does not see it.

What is it  ::::::: A coffin

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Q: Why was the jack-o'lantern afraid to cross the road?

A: He had no guts. 

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Q: Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?

A: Because there are so many Plots there. 

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Son: Dad..... This movie is so scary....Is that woman going to die?

Dad: Judging by the size of the horse's penis, yes she is. 

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The other night...

...I was walking home and there was this female walking in front of me. She looked behind her and then started walking faster, so I walked faster. She then looked behind her again and started to walk even faster, so I walked faster. Then she started to run so I took off running as well. She then broke out into a sprint whilst screaming at the top of her voice so I also did the same.

To this day I still don't know what we were running from but it was pretty scary.......

  

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Cruisin Paul

 Have a very scary Halloween my friends. Ha,Ha

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