Cool, Wet Monday

Good morning, good morning my friends. Fall has begun. I was in Toronto for once again some testing. After having genetic testing first and then twice testing at St. Michael's Hospital in Toronto finally I found the results. The doctors thought I ha something called HHT, but after this last test the doctor informed me that I'm A - OK and I'll won't have to come back for any more testing. Thank God. I plan to come back to Toronto just for sheer enjoyment.

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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, " Mommy, can little girls have babies? " NO," said his mother, " Of course not." Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mother heard Johnny yell to the little girls playing with him, " It okay! we can play that game that the moms and dads play in the bedroom at night.

Little Johnny says " Mom, You know that lovely vase in the dining room that's been handed down from generation to generation? " His mom replies " Yes, What about it? " Johnny says, " Well, the last generation just dropped it. "

Little Johnny Farts in Class
Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the class and can't stop laughing.

The principal walks by and sees him sitting outside laughing. He says, "Little Johnny what are you doing sitting here laughing?"

Little Johnny says, "I farted in class and the teacher threw me out."

The principal says, "Well then, why are you laughing?"

Little Johnny says, "Cause the dumb idiots are sitting in the classroom smelling my fart while they put me outside in this beautiful, clean air."

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Well that's it for the day. Enjoy your dad everyone.

                                 " SEE YA "

                                                      " Cruisin Paul "