Wednesday, June 19, 2019

Sunny Wednesday

Good morning everyone. The sun is out and so are some of my flowers. That's the meaning of my blog today, flowers. God must have planned when he created flowers. They give us beauty. So let's begin.


Here are some of my flowers that are on home lot,


This is the flower that bloomed from this particular plant from the first picture.







My wife bought a rug for gazabo on our deck. Here it is.

My roses aren't fully out yet so that's why I haven't shown you any of them. Hopefully I'll show you them later.
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"

The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."



One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.

She seems ok, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning. Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.

"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."



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                  " SEE YA MY FRIENDS "


Cruisin Paul

8 comments:

  1. You have a beautiful garden! Thanks for the jokes, you always make me smile.

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  2. What lovely flowers you have around your home. I also love your gazebo. Very nice.

    I finally got on your blog this morning. It's taken days. I still get that error message I told you about most of the time. Weird.

    Love all the jokes.

    Have a fabulous day watching golf. ♪♫♪♫

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    1. Sorry about the problem but I'm glad that you were able to get to my blog. Thanks for you continually trying and not giving up Sandee. You are a good friend.

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  3. You have a great collection of flowers around your place. Summertime must be grand up north.

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    1. Thanks Rhonda. I love this time of the year always.

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  4. What beautiful flowers Pauleo they are a joy I can't even look after plants LOL

    They do brighten anywhere up don't they love all the colours :-)

    I tell you what that old people's home would be no good for me LOL :-)

    Have a bloomingtastic weekend Pauleo :-)

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    1. Thanks Steveo. In downtown London, you have flowers in London. The Queen does flowers, doesn't she? See ya friend.

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