Saturday, March 28, 2020

Another Saturday

Good morning my friends. I hope that you are enjoying yourself staying in your homes. I hope that this will end soon. I saw a man outside with his children and he spoke to me far from me and said , " Are you going crazy yet?" Well, are you going crazy yet?" It's shocking how people are sick and dying. That's what scaring me the most.

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No, I'm looking for the toilet paper.


Protection and music, great.


Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine." 




A doctor accidentally prescribes his patient a laxative instead of a coughing syrup.
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Three days later the patient comes for a check-up and the doctor asks: “Well? Are you still coughing?”
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The patient replies: “No. I’m afraid to.”   




Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!

Father: Really, what?

Boy: That the potato should go in the front.



A police officer stops a minivan full of elderly ladies being driven by an old gentleman because they’re only going 25 mph, stopping the mid-day traffic.
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The policeman asks the driver why is he going so slow.
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“Well that’s the speed limit, isn’t it! There was a sign saying 25 and everything!” the driver defends himself.
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The policeman sighs, “No, sir, that’s the number of the highway you’re on. It has nothing to do with the speed limit.”
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“Oh, so that’s what it means…” says the driver, looking shocked.
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The officer looks at the rest of the van and notices the grannies are looking somewhat frozen and stiff.
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“What’s up with the ladies?” he asks the driver.
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“Um…” the driver scratches his head, “you see, we just got off highway 150…”


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     Be safe everyone and try not going crazy. See ya. 


Cruisin Paul

12 comments:

  1. Heeheehee! Thank you, and stay safe.

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    1. I'm doing the best I can Mimi. Do well my friend,

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  2. Sadly in the US it's going to get far worse before better especially when we have a dufus run with a 5th grade education running the show. I'm glad to see you here, hope you are feeling better and your new meds are doing the trick!

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    1. Thanks Peg. I hope this will end soon but I'm scared that it will hang on for months. I pray every night asking God to assist us.

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  3. Staying safe down under. It's good that we closed the border (you too up in Canada). Keeping our distance to keep the contagiousness down. I love the joke about the boy and the potato.

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    1. Keep well my friend. We'll all come out of this better.

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  4. It's OK here Pauleo streets are deserted never seen central London so dead I am bored stiff but the lockdown is the only way to be safe Pauleo so stay safe and indoors gladly my hospital appointments were auto changed to tephone ones so that was good :-)

    I laughed at the jokes pauleo we all need a sense of humour through this as much as we can.

    Have a safe tastic week and relax Pauleo my friend ;-) and
    PS thank you for your kind words over at mine :-)

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    1. Steveo, my words were serious and real. Without friends, we wouldn't be enjoying life. Whether living in Canada or London, England, friendship is part of the real life. Keep safe my friend.

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  5. ♪♫Happy Birthday to you,♪♫
    ♪♫Happy Birthday to you,♪♫
    ♪♫Happy Birthday Dear MaryLou,♪♫
    ♪♫Happy Birthday to you.♪♫

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    1. Thank you Sandee. MaryLou had the best birthday she could have had.

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  6. Happy Birthday to you & Mary Lou. We have to keep ourselves occupied to avoid going crazy. Stay home and stay safe.

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    1. Crazy, crazy, crazy isn't it Nancy. Stay strong my friend.

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