Sunday, June 26, 2016

Hot Monday

Good to see that my friends are awake this morning even though I'm writing this blog Sunday evening. Unfortunately I have leave early in the morning  to go to town early
I just finished watching BIG BROTHER and it is so crazy already. I love the show. Have you seen this show? 



A mother, accompanied by her small daughter, was in New York City.  

The mother was trying to hail a cab, when her daughter noticed several
wildly dressed women who were loitering on a nearby street corner. 

The mother finally hailed her cab and they both climbed in, at which point
the daughter asks her mother, "Mommy, what are all those ladies 
waiting for by that corner?"

The mother replies, "Those ladies are waiting for their husbands to come
home from work."

The cabbie, upon hearing this exchange, turns to the mother and says,
"Ahhhhhhh, C'mon lady!  Tell your daughter the truth.  For crying out
loud.  They're hookers!"

A brief period of silence follows, and the daughter then asks, "Mommy, do
the ladies have any children?"

The mother replies, "Of course, dear.  Where do you think cabbies come

"The lady of the night" joke

One day a bear was feeling lonely and wanted some company... he went out that night on the town, whilst he was out he met a lady of the night (prostitute)... so she said " so why dont we go back to my house?" the bear said "ok". The bear and the Lady went back to the ladys house, when they got there the bear started eating everything in the fridge, the lady looked shocked, then they went to bed and had sex. Once they had finished the lady said "well we had better discuss payment then", the bear looked shocked, so the lady said "well, thats what you do to us ladies of the night use us and then pay us, so look it up in the dictionary if you would like" after that the bear said, "well look up bear in the dictionary, the lady looked up bear, the description was - Eats shoots and leaves

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said, "TWO PROSTITUTES.......$50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.
Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying, "JESUS SAVES."
They asked the cop why he let the other car go and he said, "Well, that's a little different, it pertains to religion." So the two ladies took their sign down and took off.
The following day found the same cop in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy bust, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which read.........."TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER.....$50.00.
Well that's about for now. Have a great wonderful Monday my friends and until then ........................
                                                                         " SEE YA  "


  1. When ever I need a laugh, I never fail to find one here.

    I've never watched Big Brothers. My brother-in-law loves the show. I'm more a Big Bank Theory kind of person.

  2. Happy Monday! Hope all goes well on your trip to town.

  3. Awww on the two kitties. I linked you to Awww Mondays.

    I loved all the jokes. Especially about the hooker one. That served the taxi driver right.

    Have a fabulous day Paul. ☺

  4. hahahah all good and I am still giggling! Have a super day!

  5. I have been watching Big Brother too Paul it started again here 2 weeks ago although the forced arguments do get too much sometimes.

    I had to laugh at the jokes LOL, that quote with the kittens is so true.

    I like the photo of you both above :-)

    Well as I am typing this guess's raining change here then LOL

    Have a tanfastic day Pauleo and thank you for your regular visits :-)


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