Thursday, April 6, 2017

Rain, Rain Again Thirsday

Good morning friends. Well it has been raining this entire week and they say we are suppose to have at least 2 in. of snow. Are they crazy? By Tuesday they tell us that we will have a temperature of 70 degrees. This world has gone nuts. Trying to get anything done around this place is impossible due to the weather. Today I go to have some blood tests because in two weeks I'm going to my yearly physical check up. 


A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"

The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made ..."

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.

The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"

The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his!"
A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"

He said, "Call for backup."
Ben invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Ben's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between Ben and his roommate and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Ben and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Ben volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Allison and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Allison came to Ben and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. "You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

Ben said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."

Several days later, Ben received a letter from his mother which read:

"Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Allison, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Allison. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom"
That's it for the day. I hope that you all can have a great day.
                                               " See Ya " 
                                           Cruisin Paul 


  1. Gravy ladle is SO funny. Thanks for making me laugh!


  2. I'm happy that I was able to give you a laugh.

  3. It's raining here this morning. Later today we boat over to our weekend event with our yacht club. It's going to be a cold, wet and windy weekend. Oh well.

    Loved all the jokes and like Empress Bee, the ladle one was the best.

    Have a fabulous day, Paul. ☺

  4. I wish my doctor did blood tests before and not after my bi-yearly appointments. I'd like to ask him questions rather than get an email from his nurse.

  5. Heeheehee! Where's Mom? That's all we get here, too.

    Hope you get a proper spring to pop up soon!

  6. It's been unusually warm here at the moment, and what a coincidence I have to have a blood test too I have them fortnightly and ones due on Tuesday luckily the hospital is only a 5 minute walk away.

    LOL @ the jokes especially call for back up lmao :-)

    Have a good weekend and stay warm Pauleo :-)


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