Beautiful Saturday

Good morning, good morning everyone. This a beautiful , Saturday morning here in Amherstburg, Ontario, Canada. Today we have Emily & Cole, our grandchildren. Their parents are going out to celebrate their mother's birthday. I'm still watching what has happened in the island after Hurricane Irma. Barbuda is a dead island. There are no people on the island. The hurricane destroyed the entire island. St. Maarten will take a long time to eventually return to normal. I love that island and Grand Turk, my special location ( 5 times I've been there ). It wasn't hurt that much but it still was affected. St. Thomas another beautiful location I've been there, was affected badly.
I just hope that the Caribbean doesn't have anymore hurricanes.
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A guy goes to the doctor for a checkup and his redhead wife goes with him.
After the checkup, the doctor calls the wife into his office without her husband.
He says to her, "I'm sorry to tell you this but your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, along with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will soon die:
Every morning, make him a healthy breakfast.
Always be pleasant towards him, and make sure he's in a good mood.
For lunch make him a nice, nutritious meal. And for dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
Make sure you don't burden him with chores. And don't discuss your problems with him, because it'll only make his stress even worse.
And most importantly. make love with your husband every night and you must satisfy his every whim.
If you can do this for the next year, I think your husband will get better and regain his health."
After this, the redhead leaves the doctor's office and walks out of the building with her husband.
As they do so, the guy asks his wife. "So what did the doctor say to you?"
The redhead replies, "You're going to die."

A young man was due to get married to a redhead and the night before the wedding he asked his Dad for some marital advice.
His Dad said to him, "Just remind her who wears the pants in your family."
The next evening, after the wedding, the newly-wed couple were in the honeymoon suite.
The husband threw his pants to his new bride and said, "Here put these on."
She did as he said, but after doing so said, "I don't fit into these."
The husband said, "That's right! And don't you forget who wears the pants in this family!"
After he said this, the redhead took off her panties and tossed them at him, saying "Try these on."
He looked at them and said, "I can't get into your panties!"
The redhead said, "That's right. And you won't until your attitude changes!"

A ginger guy finds a magic lamp and when he rubs it a genie pops out.
The genie is a bit fed up but says, "Okay, you can have one wish. What do you want?"
The ginger says, "I want a huge mansion with a thousand rooms and a hundred floors, all made of pure gold."
The genie looks at him and says, "Don't be an idiot! Do you have any idea how much gold that would take? That's impossible. You'll have to pick something else."
So the ginger says, "Okay, I want everyone to stop laughing at me because of my hair color."
The genie says "So this mansion... Do you want ensuite bathrooms?" 

Q: What do you call a redhead walking between two blondes?
A: An interpreter.

Q: Do you know why Blondes have more fun?
A: Because there is not enough Red Heads around.


Q. How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A. Wait 10 seconds.

Q. What do you call a redhead with an attitude?
A. Normal.

Q. What do redheads make for dinner?
A. Reservations.

Q. Why do guys date blondes?
A. All the redheads are taken.

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Well that's about it for today. It's time to watch some golf. Enjoy your day my friends.

                                  " SEE YA "

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                             " Cruisin Paul "