Fall Ha Begun Thursday

Good morning everyone, good morning. Well fall has started. A few days ago it in the 90's but today it's in the 60's. Brrrrrrrrrr.
Wouldn't you know it, I'll be golfing tomorrow. I can't seem to get any proper golfing days properly. Oh well.
I have to tell you about the show I just totally enjoy, 

                      " Murdoch Mysteries "

Murdoch MysteriesMondays at 8pm on CBC

Up From Ashes

A jailed Murdoch must prove his innocence amid police and government corruption after the constables are ambushed, Ogden is kidnapped, and Brackenreid goes missing. 

One constable dies, but at the end everything goes back to normal, thank goodness for me.

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I was telling a girl I met in a bar last night about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born on just by feeling her boobs.
"Really?" she said. "Go on then... Try."
After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience.
"Come on," she demanded, "What day was I born on?"
"Yesterday?" I replied.

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A man goes up to a very beautiful, big-breasted woman in the supermarket and says, "I've lost my wife somewhere. Can you talk to me for a few minutes?"
The woman is confused and asks, "Why talk to me?"
The guy says, "Because every time I talk to a woman with breasts like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."

 
 A woman suggests to her husband that she have surgery to make her breasts bigger.
Her husband suggests she rub bathroom tissue between them instead.
"How will that make my breasts bigger?" asks the woman.
"I don't have a clue," replies her husband, "But it worked for your ass."

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A woman was walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.
A cop was approaching from about a block away, thinking to himself, "Boy, my eyes must be going. It looks like that woman is hanging out of her blouse."
But, as he got closer, it became apparent that she really was hanging out her blouse.
When the officer got face to face with the woman, he said, "Miss, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
"Why, officer?" the woman asked.
"Well," said the officer, "Your right breast is hanging out of your blouse."
The woman quickly looked down and screamed, "Oh my God! I left my baby on the bus!"

A guy bets a full figured girl a dollar that he can make her boobs move without touching them.
Since this doesn't seem possible, the girl is intrigued and accepts the bet.
So the guy steps up, cups his hands around her breasts and jiggles them up and down.
With a baffled look, the girl says, "Hey, you touched my boobs."
The guy replies, "Yeah, I owe you a dollar."

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An old married couple decide to celebrate their 60th wedding anniversary by booking the suite where they had their honeymoon all those years ago.
The first morning they have breakfast in bed and the wife says, "My dear, this is so romantic. My breasts feel all warm and tingly."
"I'm not surprised." replies her husband, "One's hanging in your coffee and the other's lying on my bacon!"

                                   

 
 I end this  because I love trains. That's it for me today. Have a great day my friends and as always.......................................................

                                  " SEE YA "

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                           " Cruisin Paul "