Nice Saturday

Good morning friends. I'm still very sore from my fall. I must have hit that floor pretty hard. I must have a hard skull LOL. I went for breakfast with Gerry and later in the day he came over to play some pool. Since my friend Al moved and being so ill with Parkinson & Dementia, we don't get together like we use to do.  Life changes so much when your health gets worse. I'm feeling bad about the fact that Al who worked throughout his life and suddenly health stoke away from his retirement. Al least my mind is still with me, I think. 

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A man, his wife and a good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island. The wife quickly loses interest in her husband and begins flirting with the good-looking stranger. The three start to build a watchtower. The stranger offers to take first watch. While the husband and wife gather driftwood on the sand, the stranger yells, "Hey! No sex on the beach! Get back to work!" The husband yells back, "We're not having sex!" Later, the stranger yells out to them again. Again, the husband yells back and corrects him. This happens several times during the stranger's shift. Finally, the husband's takes his shift in the watch tower. His wife and the good-looking stranger make passionate love on the beach. The husband on watch exclaims, "Wow, it really does look like  having sex from up here!"

"Does your ass have Allstate insurance?" "No, why?" "Well, do you want it to be in good hands?"
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
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Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
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Girls, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
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Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
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Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom - where else?!"

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Well the sun is out and it's warming up my friends. Enjoy your day.

                                              " SEE YA "


Cruisin Paul