Good morning everyone. Now that Canada & the United States have completed their holidays, we back to normal or something called normal. The Covid 19 is still getting worse especially in the southern states and we see things are getting worse with deaths. I pray to God to hopefully see a change. Please keep safe my friends.
A newlywed couple moves into their new house.
One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you
know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you
The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?"
A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey,
the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change
it for me?"
He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?"
Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard.
The wife finds a leak in the roof.
She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?"
He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?"
The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed.
So is the plumbing. So is the car.
He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix
them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls.
Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a
cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?"
asks the husband.
"What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"
A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door.
She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there.
He asks the lady, "Do you have a Vagina?"
She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man and he
asks the same question to the woman, "Do you have a Vagina?"
She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband gets home she tell him what has
happened for the last two days.
The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, "Honey, I am
taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy shows up
The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the
The husband whisperes to the wife, "Honey, im going to hide behind the
door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to
question because I want to a see where he's going with this."
She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, "Do you have a
"Yes I do." says the lady.
The man replies, "Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my
wife's alone and start using yours!"