Sunday, July 19, 2020

Rain, Storm, Thunder, Lightning Sunday

Good Sunday afternoon my good friends. It looks like it's going to rain later in the day. My wife cut the lawn early in the morning and it now is looking like a storm is approaching. 
We have three more places to go regarding materials for our new home. It's nice to take a weekend off and get my brain rested. 



Ben invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Ben's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between Ben and his roommate and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Ben and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Ben volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Allison and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Allison came to Ben and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. "You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

Ben said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."

Several days later, Ben received a letter from his mother which read:

"Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Allison, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Allison. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom"

Jesus came across an adulteress crouching in a corner with a crowd around her preparing to stone her to death. Jesus stopped them and said, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

Suddenly a woman at the back of the crowd fired off a stone at the adulteress. At which point Jesus looked over and said, "Mother! Sometimes you really tick me off!"

Mother to daughter: "What kind of person is your new boyfriend? Is he respectable?"

"Of course he is, Mom. He's thrifty, doesn't drink or smoke, has a very nice wife and three well-behaved children."
The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"

The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."


Cruisin Paul



  1. You'd have found the gravy ladle by now. Bwahahahahahahaha.

    Have a fabulous day, Paul. 😎

  2. It's nice to have a weekend off, and it sounds like the end of all the deciding is in sight.

    Thanks for the funnies!

    1. You are correct Mimi. I enjoyed my weekend but now back to the grind.

  3. I love the faces of the babies with those captions. Some seem to be very true.

    1. I found a picture of me when I was 1 year old. I was such a cute little boy. I know, what ever happened to me? LOL Have a great day Rhonda.

  4. It's been sunny and warm here lately which cannot last much longer if it does then it's a miracle :-)

    It's good you had the weekend off must be exhausting for you both :-(

    Have a tanfastical safe week Pauleo 😷😷😷 :-)

    The kiddie jokes made me giggle heheh!

    I added you to my linky :-)

    1. It's nice hearing from you my friend. Yes, we needed a rest and on Friday it will be the last place we have to go and get our lighting.

  5. We are also having the same type of weather. Cute and funny baby jokes. Have a beautiful weekend and stay safe.


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