Monday, July 6, 2020

HOT Monday

Good morning everyone. Now that Canada & the United States have completed their holidays, we back to normal or something called normal. The Covid 19 is still getting worse especially in the southern states and we see things are getting worse with deaths. I pray to God to hopefully see a change. Please keep safe my friends.

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A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"



A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, "Do you have a Vagina?" She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man and he asks the same question to the woman, "Do you have a Vagina?" She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home she tell him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, "Honey, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy shows up again." The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door. The husband whisperes to the wife, "Honey, im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to a see where he's going with this." She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, "Do you have a Vagina?" "Yes I do." says the lady. The man replies, "Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours!"




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Cruisin Paul
 

11 comments:

  1. It's hot here too, but it's always hot here in the summer.

    Love all the funnies.

    Have a fabulous day and stay cool, Paul. 😎

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    1. Keep cool my friend. I am trying to keep cool myself.

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  2. 90s and 100s this week. Miserable! Add covid and it's a crappy mess. But I'm cool inside and if I can just convince my dog she doesn't really have to be out there I'd be fine. I'm ready for fall temmps!! Moving in this weather can't be fun Paul. You sold your house right?

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    1. Yes the house is sold and now we have to go get all the different things like the cabinets, flooring, stone for the fireplace,etc. Crazy times are now our life for awhile. Keep cool Peg.

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  3. Thanks for the funnies, i (almost) wish i could try that when the religious people come by.

    Praying your move goes well.

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    1. I've had problems with the Jehova Witnesses so the next time I'm going to do this. They will be shocked and probably never coming to my house. LOL
      Thank for the prayers Mimi. We will probably need some.

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  4. Our hot weather lasted all of a few days which the British media labelled a heatwave LOL we are back to normal now :-)

    That beautiful morning one cracked me up LOL

    Have a tanfastical week Pauleo and stay safe my friend 😷😷😷

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    1. We're in a heat wave around here right now. Hot, hot,hot Keep cool Steveo.

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    2. Guess what it's rain rain rain here haha nothing new here then :-)

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  5. We have a mixture of warm, cloudy and rainy days. Thanks for the funnies. I like the one about belly dancing. Hahaha...

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    1. Hi Nancy. Thanks for checking out the cartoons. It's very HOT around here in Amherstburg.

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