Well I hope that you all have enjoyed a wonderful Christmas. We did and now we are approaching the end of the worst year we've every had 2020. I hope that 2021 gives a much better year.
Beaten By A Woman In An Elevator
I was beaten by a woman in an elevator today. I was staring at her breast then she said “Would you
please press one”, I thought she was talking about her breast.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
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A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replies, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
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Cruisin Paul
Praying you have a blessed and beautiful 2021 in your new home, and that you get your cruise as soon as it is safe to do so!
ReplyDeleteThank you Mimi. As far as cruising, I think we are finished in cruising. It's not just the cruise, the other problem is the flight. I'm scared to be in that big tube with Covid. I miss cruising but I'm not going to cause my death.
DeleteWishing you and yours A Happy New Year 2021. Hope the New Year will be a better and safer year for all of us. Enjoy your beautiful new home. Take care and stay safe.
ReplyDeleteThank you Nancy and Happy New Year to you. I pray that our future is with health.
DeleteThe funnies cheered me up giggles :-)
ReplyDeleteI hope you are now settling into your new home :-)
Happy New Year auleo ...oops! Pauleo let's hope it does get better :-)
PS: Iadded you to my McLinkytasticpops try saying that quick after a few beers ;-)
I happy you enjoyed the funnies. Steveo, we are settled down in the new home but we're finding many problems that the builder did wrong.
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