Good evening friends especially those who have stayed with me. Unfortunately It seems that I've lost a few bloggers because in my Facebook I happened to thank my American friends and their new president Biden. I guess I wasn't suppose to do that because I'm a Canadian. It seems that I have to rights to say things like that. Oh well, it's not my loss. I'm 71 years old and I'll do what I want just like them.
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I punched the mall Santa Clause in the face
He called my daughter a 'ho'. 3 times!
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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?
He knows where all the naughty women live.
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A treasure chest falls down from an airplane: Mickey Mouse, Santa Claus, a corrupt politician and an honest politician all run to the place where it lands. Who gets the treasure?
The corrupt politician, because all the others are fictional characters.
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Why is santa Claus a man?
Because no women will wear the same dress every year!
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Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey – he’s always stuffed.
The turkey – he’s always stuffed.
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Cruisin Paul
That's why i am not on Facebook. Even if you and i don't always agree on politics, it doesn't have to separate us as friends.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas!
Thank you Mimi. You've been very fair with me and I totally respect you a lot. Merry Christmas.
DeleteHo ho ho...thanks for the funny Santa jokes. Even though we may not agree on certain things, we still can be friends and enjoy each other's blog. Its the festive season, be jolly and enjoy yourself. I am sure your blogging friends will return soon.
ReplyDeleteThank you Nancy. I respect you also. Merry Christmas.
DeleteGood ones as always Paul.
ReplyDeleteYou're stuck with me. Besides I told Rick I had to explain what a stoop was and he asked if you were from outside the US. I said indeed from my favorite country and he said, "Oh Paul from Ontario" See Paul everyone knows and loves you and he doesn't read blogs :-) Real friends don't leave for silly reasons like that!
I love you Peg. Don't worry Rick, she's yours. LOL Thanks for the support my friend. I never try to cause problems. I still don't know what a stoop is.Ha,ha,ha.
DeleteAnd we Americans are thought to be the rude ones...you damn Canadian...lol. I'm not going anywhere. They call it FAKEbook for a reason. Everyone is so sensitive these days. Turn your cheek and laugh your ass off at those people. Hope you enjoy your Christmas in your new home.
ReplyDeleteI love you also Tim. LOL I agree that people are so sensitive these days. Lets enjoy are friendship and idea. Merry Christmas Tim.
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