Thursday, September 28, 2023

Hello my friends. I hope that you are doing well. My right eye is doing well but I still have to keep up the drops for another week. After a week I also go and see my regular eye doctor. I then will need a new set of glasses, one with the regular eye and the other side with the new eye. Weird isn't it. I also want my new glasses will have their frames to be red. Yes, red.

Next week I with be 74 years old. That's going to weird also. October is the month of Halloween. I can't wait. 


 Why do leave change color in Autumn?

Because instead of chlorophyll, the 

chloro - empty.


My friend must think I'm gullible. He said today was the autumnal equinox.

But I'm not going to " fall " for it. 


British: We call it autumn which comes from the French word " autumpne " and later the Latin

 " autumnus ".




My wife and I went out for a leisurely drive to see the autumn leaves, when we noticed that one of the tires seemed to be getting low.......

She was a bit taken aback when I asked, " Why in the world did they start charging for AIR!"


I looked at her and winked, " Inflation " 






 Cruisin Paul



Wednesday, September 13, 2023

Good afternoon friends. There have been quite a few chances lately. Last Thursday I went and had my right eye taken care of  with a cataract. Then the next day I went and saw the eye doctor that did the cataract. He said everything went well and come back next week. After we went to have breakfast and after that I fell on my face and side. OUCH! I'm still hurting and I was scared that my fall may have affected my eye. Thank God, so far so good. I may have to use my walker for the rest of my life. I need the support. At night I have to protect my eye with an eye shield. I wonder what the  hell is coming up next.


I'm passing this on to myself.

Two men broke into the drugstore and stole all the viagra.

The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminal.


Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The one who can carry a pot of coffee in one hand, a cup in other hand and can bring a dozen donuts.




A naked man broke into the church. 

The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.


What's the difference between  a tire and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year. 



Cruisin Paul