Monday, October 23, 2023

Welcome friends. In a few days, the last day of October will be Halloween. Those little ghouls will be arriving to your doors wanting to get some candy. Trick or Treat.

I had to go back to the eye specialist because the surgery on my right eye is still having some problems. For the next six weeks I need to put these drops for many days. What a pain.


How is life like toilet paper?

" You're either on a roll or taking shit from someone. "


What do you call a useless piece of skin on a penis?

" A Man. "  


What's the difference between a G - spot and a clitoris?

" Men don't care. " 


What's the difference between a G - spot and a golf ball.?

"A man will actually search for a golf ball. " 


Why is a one night stand with a man like a snowstorm? 

" You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. "




Cruisin Paul



Monday, October 9, 2023

Good morning everyone or whomever sees my blog. Happy Thanksgiving to everyone in Canada. My American friends you also but your Thanksgiving will be next November. It's cold right now, it's windy and a little rainy a little. Tomorrow I go get my massage and the next day after I go back to Dr. Lara, my eye doctor again. I have to go outside to cover my birdbath for the winter & the AC machine also. Halloween is coming soon. 

What do ya call a scary movie about your zodiac sign?

A horrorscope. 


Son: Dad, this movie is so scary.... Is this woman going to die?

Dad: Judging by the size of the horse's penis, she going to die. 


My mom told me that if I watched scary movies, the monster would come out of the TV and haunt the house.

So I only watched them at my friends' house. 



What's comforting and scary at the same time?

A warm toilet seat.


How does a monster watch a scary movie?

It goes to a screaming service. 




Cruisin Paul