Welcome friends. In a few days, the last day of October will be Halloween. Those little ghouls will be arriving to your doors wanting to get some candy. Trick or Treat.
I had to go back to the eye specialist because the surgery on my right eye is still having some problems. For the next six weeks I need to put these drops for many days. What a pain.
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How is life like toilet paper?
" You're either on a roll or taking shit from someone. "
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What do you call a useless piece of skin on a penis?
" A Man. "
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What's the difference between a G - spot and a clitoris?
" Men don't care. "
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What's the difference between a G - spot and a golf ball.?
"A man will actually search for a golf ball. "
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Why is a one night stand with a man like a snowstorm?
" You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. "
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Cruisin Paul