Saturday, December 30, 2023

  2023 is coming to an end and 2024 is beginning. I hope that all my friends will enjoy a healthy, friendly &loving new year.


Cruisin Paul


Saturday, December 23, 2023



Well my friends, it's nearly Christmas Eve. I've had both of my eyes down and I'm feeling a little different. Maybe after the new year things can be back to normal. 

Enjoy Christmas Day with your love ones. See you soon.


Cruisin Paul


Monday, December 11, 2023

Well this week, Wednesday at 9:30 I'll be having my left eye operated on. My right eye is good now. My entire home is finally finished decorated for Christmas. My wife went to Chatham and built a beautiful large snowflake with lights and it is now outside on the window. Beautiful.



Cryptic Christmas Card

A man sent his friend a cryptic Christmas card. It said: A B C D E F G H I J
K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. The recipient puzzled over it for weeks,
finally gave up and wrote asking for an explanation. In July he received the
explanation on a postcard:
" No L . "


 As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped:  
"Didn't You Get My E-Mail?"




No Room In The Inn?

A boy wanted to be Joseph in the Sunday School pageant. He was cast as the landlord and objected loudly, but to no avail. When the pageant was presented, Mary and Joseph knocked on the door and asked him if he had a room for them. The boy smiled and said, 
" Yes, Sure, Lots of room. Come on in!


God's Not Deaf

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents' house the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers. The younger one began praying at the top of his lungs:


His older brother leaned over, nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting? God isn't deaf." to which the little brother replied, " No, but Grandma is. "




 Cruisin Paul