Saturday, January 27, 2024

         Good morning my friends. We are of the freeze time and it's now in the 38 to 40 degrees. The snow has gone. I went to see my eye doctor and she has sent me back to the eye specialist. I'm getting a little upset this business about cataracts. She tells me that usually there is no problems of getting cataracts but me, I'm having problems. 

Tomorrow will be one of the best footballs in our area. It will be Detroit against San Francisco. My team is the Detroit Lions. I hope my Lions will win and go to the Super Bowl in Las Vegas.


What did the tree say after a long, cold winter? 

        " What a re - leaf " 


What did the icy road say to the car?

        " Wanna go for a spin ?" 


What's the weatherman's favorite food in winter?

              " Brrrrr itos " 



Why shouldn't you upset a snowman?

" He'll have  meltdown. " 


Why was the snowman looking in a bag of carrots?

" He was picking his nose. " 


What do you say to a sad snowflake to cheer him up?

" Don't flurry, be happy. "







Cruisin Paul





Tuesday, January 16, 2024

Brrrrrr, it is very cold outside. Before Christmas, we were having temps between 45 - 50 degrees and it's been pretty good but suddenly in January we've been in a freeze zone with snow, wind, ice & below temperatures like

 - 10 temps. I went to see my grandson play hockey and it was colder outside the arena the inside where the ice was.


  Why was the book freezing cold?

  " It lost its jacket ."


I left my PC on all night and when I woke up, it was freezing.

" Turns out, I left the Windows open" get it, Windows.



What do you call a hooker in below freezing weather?

" A Frostitute ". 


I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain,

but it hurt like hail,


It was freezing that day and I prayed for snow at my wedding.

" Never happened but I got 8 inches at my honeymoon."


During this football game, the helmets were so frozen that when they hit the quarterback so hard his helmet broke apart.


Cruisin Paul