Finally, I'm back. It's been weird around here but hopefully things will be back to normal.
On Tuesday we'll be seeing my Uncle Ervin. He's in his new place. My uncle is 91 years old and he's still driving. Yes driving. He's a great guy.
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I was going to tell you a joke about boxing but I forgot the punch line.
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My uncle named his dogs, Timex & Rolex. They're his watch dogs.
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta.
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How does an octopus go into battle? He's well - armed.
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Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
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What do you call it when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
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Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks?
Minnesota ( mini - soda ).
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Cruisin Paul
