Saturday, September 10, 2016

Rainy Saturday

Good morning or afternoon friends wherever you are, It's been some time that I have blogged. I've been gone for a little vacation. My wife & I have spent some time at a cottage near Lake St. Clair. . Just outside the cottage door awaited us a world of recreation and leisure options, from golfing on our stunning 18-hole professional course to lounging by the resort pool.  The name of the place was Rochester Place Golf & Resort. They have many different cottages. The one that we were staying at was called The Boakes. Here are some photos of where we stayed.
Everyday I sat here watching golfers shoot at a tiny green and watch these people putt. I spent a lot of time sitting here reading a book I bought before I left. It was great. Here are other photos of the place.

This room had a large TV and below the TV was a fireplace. Kind of cool wasn't it.
 Here was where we slept and right next was bathroom. Included with cottage was a golf cart for us to go around the area. The cottage had two rooms and couch that opened up into a bed therefore the cottage can have 6 people and guess what? My daughter, her husband and my two grandchildren stayed for a couple days. One of the days Nicole, Joe & I played golf. It was great. I plan on going again next year if things work out. 



   A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend.
   The girlfriend asked, "Do you talk to your husband when you're making
   love ?"
   She thought about it a minute then said, "Well, no. But I could. I
   mean he has a cell phone and all now."
   The young widow was kneeling at her husband's grave tending to the
   weeds, when she felt the grass rustle beneath her skirt. She smiled
   and said "Easy sweetheart, you're dead now ya know."
"Doctor, doctor!" shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice.  "I
think I'm turning into a man"  then the doctor says,  " Now hold on
little lady  what makes you think that you're turning into a man?"  "
Well" said the woman "I'm starting to grow hair on my chest" and then
the  doctor asked, " Well then, how far down your chest is your hair
growing? " and then she replied,  "All the way down to my penis". 

 Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck
   inside of her.
   "To remove that vibrator," said the doctor, "I'm going to have to
   perform a very long and delicate operation."
   "I don't think I can afford that," said Sally. "Could you just replace
   the batteries?"

When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day later that week, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping. A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby. "Yes", he said. "I know what we're going to name it. If it is a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we're going to call it quits.


Well about it for today I hope that you have enjoyed everything I presented to you. I will be back soon.

                                                                        " SEE YA " 



  1. Great to see a post from you Paul.

    I love your cottage. That's a very upscale cottage too. I'm glad you had such a great time.

    Loved all the jokes as always.

    Have a fabulous weekend my friend. ☺

  2. Wow! it looks lovely very modern too, it's good to see you had a nice time :-)

    LOL @ the jokes but you can guess the one that caught my eye so I am sending some new batteries LOL :-)

    Have a vibratingtastic weeknd Pauleo Cornetto :-)

  3. Man, I'd love to live in that cottage year-around! Glad you had a good time and got to relax with your wife.

    I love the 'spot the Canadian' picture. We get kids like that around this part of Michigan, too.


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