Sunny Sunny Sundy

 

Good morning my friends. Things are going well about our cruise. Our flight is been set, our hotel , the Fairfield Inn is also arranged so all that is to be done is to decide what about our excursion(s). My blogging friend Rhonda, " Albom Adventures " gave me some great ideas that will probably save me some many and find some great places to go to.

Friday my golfing friend Gerry called me and asked if I wanted to go and have  coffee. Well yes and we had a great time talking about just about everything.. My grass is looking fantastic. Everyday when I see a dandelion, I pull it out. Right now my lawn is geen, green, green .

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Social Security

A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."

 

Older Woman Getting Pregnant

A 64-year-old lady never had any kids, so she went to her doctor and asked if he would help her with in-vitro fertilization. He said, "You're a little old, but I guess we could give it a try." A few months later she got pregnant. She invited her girlfriends over to see the baby, and they all very anxious to see the baby boy. The newly mother said, "why don't we just talk awhile." As time went on, her friends asked again and again where is the baby... She said, "We never get a chance to talk, and here is our chance to catch up!" Finally they insisted on seeing him. She said, "Well, we'll just have to wait until he cries before you all can see him." The women were puzzled. And she said, "I don't remember where I put him."

What's She Got...?

An elderly couple in a senior's home used to visit the recreation room everyday. While there, the old lady would sit quite contently holding the old guys's penis. One day she goes down to the rec. room and is mortified to find her man with another woman holding his penis. "What's she got that I don't have" she says. He looks up with a large smile on his face and replies "Parkinson's"

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 " SEE YA "

" Cruisin Paul "