Saturday, September 8, 2018

Cool, Rainy Saturday

Good morning friends. How have you all been doing this wonderful Saturday.

       This is the port in St. John's, Antigua

Yesterday I golfed with my friends Gerry and Rick. It was a great day for me. My 5 wood was hitting straight down the fairway and my putting which is good all the time was even better. On most of the greens I putted one time. Rick kept saying to me, " Who is crazy guy? " I really had a very enjoyable golf day. The only problem is when I got home, my body was very sore and tired. I guess I'm getting very old. LOL


A lady came to the hospital to visit a friend. She had not
been in a hospital for several years and felt very ignorant
about all the new technology. A technician followed her
onto the elevator, wheeling a large, intimidating looking
machine with tubes and wires and dials. "Boy, would I hate
to be hooked up to that thing," she said.
"So would I," replied the technician. "It's a floor-cleaning


A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I can, what's the name and room number?"
The old laday in her weak voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302."
The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse."
After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said, "Oh, I have good news, her nurse just told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday."
The old lady said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you!"
The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"
The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me sh*t."

In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic. Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my legs."

The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck out of their wallet. And then the girl pulls up her dress a bit to show her legs. Then she says, "If each of you gentlemen will give me $10.00, I'll show you my thighs,".

And men being what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill. The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full. Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off their coats. Then the young girl says, "If you will give me $100, I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis."

All three fork over the money. The girl then turned to the window and points outside at a building they're passing. "See there in the distance. That's the hospital where I had it done!"
 A man lying on a nude beach noticed a little girl eyeballing his private bits as she approached, so he covered them with a newspaper.

When the little girl was close enough, she asked the man what he was hiding under the newspaper, to which he replied, "it's just my little bird."

The little girl asked if she could see the little bird, to which the man replied that she could not, because it was resting.

The man eventually fell asleep, forgetting about the incident.

A while later, the man woke up in a hospital bed, in AGONY, and cried out, "what HAPPENED???"

Just then, the little girl stepped in and said, "I tried to play with your little bird, but it SPIT at me, so I broke its neck, crushed its eggs, and burned its nest..."


Well that's it for now. I have to watch some golf on TV right now. Yes, I know but I a golf fanatic. Enjoy your day everyone.

                                 " SEE YA "



  1. Great job on the golfing, i'm glad you had fun.

    They don't tell you anything in the hospital, do they?

  2. I'm so happy seeing you Mimi. It seems that everyone else doesn't that my blog is back. I'll still do my blog if you my friend is the only one. You have to realize it means a great deal for me Mimi. See ya.

  3. I love the psychotherapist comic. Where do they come up with these?

    1. Hi Rhonda. You found me. How wonderful to have you back.From my mind, not really, I not that smart to be able to bring up so many funny jokes. I just enjoy cruising.

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    1. Yes, when you walk down the pier it's even better with the music going on and the different people going around looking and buying the different things. Thanks for stopping by Tanza. See ya.

      Cruisin Paul

  5. What a lovely photo of Port St John's Pauleo

    I think this is your older blog Pauleo that I gave the link for I checked it if you look before your September 3rd post After Labor Day the previous post is way back in December 8th 2017 Cold, Snowy Friday. but at least this one is working.

    Have a tanfastic Sunday :-)

    1. Yes Steveo, this is the one that you gave and it seems to be working well for now. Port st. John, Antigua is a nice place and I'll be going back this cruise in January.

  6. Beautiful picture of the port in St. John's. I like the joke "Psycho the rapist". Ha ha ha....

    1. Thanks Nancy. I loved it when we arrived in Antigua.

  7. Say it ain't watch golf on TV too? Okay that is a true golf nut Paul. God love ya!!! St. John's Antigua is pretty sweet isn't it? Did not go on a cruise but I still enjoyed it. Have a wonderful day!


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