I've had a very busy morning. I was waiting for a man from Bell Telephone company to fix my phones. Early Monday morning we noticed that that the phone wasn't working so we called for assistance. We were told to check our phones is some were out. They then informed us that a man would come between 12:00 pm and 6:00pm. He comes at 6:15 and did some fiddlying around and said it now works and left. Half hour later it broke down and my wife called again and the people said the same words and that a worker would be around 5:oo and 9:00pm. Guess what? No one came. I then called Bell again and informed them in my words of love over the phone, You better get someone with knowledge to help or I will cancel my phone with Bell. Thye next morning a young guy came in, checked everyone of my phone jacks and he found the problem, checked everything and left. Thank God it now works or I might just blow my top.
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A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door.
She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there.
He asks the lady, "Do you have a Vagina?"
She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man and he
asks the same question to the woman, "Do you have a Vagina?"
She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband gets home she tell him what has
happened for the last two days.
The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, "Honey, I am
taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy shows up
again."
The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the
door.
The husband whisperes to the wife, "Honey, im going to hide behind the
door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to
the
question because I want to a see where he's going with this."
She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, "Do you have a
Vagina?"
"Yes I do." says the lady.
The man replies, "Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my
wife's alone and start using yours!"
Little Mary is at her first wedding. When it’s over, she asks her mother, ‘Why did the lady change her mind?’ ‘What do you mean?’ asks mother. ‘Well,’ replies Mary. ‘She went down the aisle with one man and came back with another.’
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?"
The husband said, "No sweetie."
The woman said, "I'm sure you would."
So the man said, "Okay, I would"
Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"
And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so."
Then the wife asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"
And the husband replied, "No, she's left handed."
I can remember where I got married. I can remember when I got married. I just can’t remember why.
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That's it for now my friends. I hope that have a great day.
" SEE YA "
Cruisin Paul
Wherever do you find all these funnies Paul. Thanks for the giggles. Glad your phones are up and running. I wouldn't even have a landline if it weren't for the office in my home. Happy Hump Day.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately my wife & I have a difficult time with the cell phone. If I could get a old flip phone, just for calling up people, not all that crazy stuff that people use today. Happy Hump Day yo you also Peggy.
DeleteHeeheehee! Two years without sleep, that’s great.
ReplyDeleteThe picture on my blog is Sweetie who got his sleeve button caught on a curtain loop and couldn’t get it loose. Only he has that kind of talent.
Oh, and i clicked the link to your blog and it came right up, i think you’ve got it fixed all the way and i hope it stays fixed.
Thank goodness that you told me abut it. I was still going crazy.LOL
DeleteSometimes we do have problem with out landlines. Glad that your phone is fix and hope it will remain in working order. I like the Little Mary at her first wedding joke. So cute!
ReplyDeleteOh yes, in answer to your question you left in my post "what is satay?" Satay is pieces of marinated meat (with spices) on skewers, they are then bbq and served with sweet spicy peanut sauce.
Thanks for explaining Satay to me. It sounds really tasty.
DeleteWhat a palava with the phone, that can be so frustrating especially the problem isn't fixed properly then no one turns up I would had been angry too, but you can calm down now Pauleo LOL
ReplyDeleteI laughed at the jokes especially the left handed golf one LOl
and the last quote
Have a great weekend Pauleo and sorry I'm late :-)
That's Ok Steveo. I'm use to it now. LOL See ya my friend.
Deleteamazing scenery.
ReplyDeleteand.... funny jokes