Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Very Wet Tuesday

Good morning friends. I has been raining since last evening and I totally water logged. My wife is at Nicole's home early this morning putting our grandchildren on their school bus. Nicole needed to be at her work, " Families First Funeral Home" Yes, my daughter works at a funeral home and she loves it. I wonder if I can get a deal when the time comes? LOL

This is St. Maarten, a wonderful port to visit. Unfortunately it was hit by a hurricane last year and it is just starting to get back to normal. Here is a couple amazing shots of this port.

This January I taking a 10 day cruise and St. Maarten will be one of the ports. I want to check out how they are doing after the hurricane.


It's 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Peggy Sue's father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bobby what they're planning to do on the date. Bobby politely responds that they'll probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sue's father suggests, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it." Bobby is shocked. "Excuse me, sir?" "Oh yes, Peggy Sue really likes to screw. She'll screw all night if we let her." Peggy Sue comes downstairs and announces that she's ready to go. About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father, "Dad! The Twist! It's called the Twist!"

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl. “Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25…”

A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle." "Do you think it will work?" she asks. "It's worth a try." he says. So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this.". "What?" asks the priest, "what happened?". "You gave birth to a child!". "But that's impossible!" says the priest. "I just did the operation," insists the doctor, "It's a miracle! Here's your baby." About fifteen years go by, and the priest realises he must tell his son the truth. One day, he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father." The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?" The priest replies, "I am your mother, the archbishop is your father."

An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol. “Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?” the officer said. The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?” “He said you were speeding!” the old man yelled. The patrolman then asked, “May I see your license?” The woman turned to her husband again, “What did he say?” The old man yelled back, “He wants to see your license!” The woman then gave the officer her license. “I see you are from Arkansas,” the patrolman said. “I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.” The woman turned to her husband again and asked, “What did he say?” The old man replied, “He said he knows you!


Well that's about it for today. Enjoy your day. 

                                                 " SEE YA "

Cruisin Paul


  1. OMG that joke about the curly hair made me laugh out loud Paul.
    Thanks for the morning giggles!!

    1. You are welcome my friend. Have a great day and don't get to wet.

  2. Heeheehee! Fun jokes for after work, too. Hope your rain cleared off and the day got better.

    About your daughter, i’m glad she loves her work. She is probably a great comfort to families in their grief.

  3. We had a tornado last night near us but thank God no one was hurt. People are saying that when they come into the funeral and see her, knowing that's her and knowing that it is her does relax and help them.

  4. I hope you wasn't too bad with being water logged that's awful

    I am sure you will get a great deal from the funeral home LOL

    Nice shots of St. Maarten I bet you can't wait til January heheh!

    Thanks for the laughs Pauleo and I hope you remembered to trim your back this month :-)

    1. Ha,ha,ha, Steveo. My back is beautiful and smooth.LOL See ya my friend.


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