Saturday, May 11, 2019

Beautiful Sunny Saturday

Good morning my friends.Finally, a day without rain. Mary Lou finally enjoyed cutting the back grass and I helped changing the bags of grass. The grass was so thick that we had 4  large bags. Hopefully Nicole can come over and finish the rest of the lawn. 
I friend Al has gotten worse. Meilin informed us that he's having problems with walking and he's now in a wheelchair. She told us to wait until he's fully relaxed in his new place before we should visit him. I just want to see him and have him hear my voice. 
I went outside yesterday and tried swinging a couple golf clubs. Soon I'll be out playing golf with my friends again.


Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Michael DeBakey, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his Mercedes. Morris shouted across the garage, "Hey DeBakey! Is dat you? Come on ova' here a minute." The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where Morris the mechanic was working on the car. Morris straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, "So Mr. Fancy Doctor, look at dis here work. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish dis baby will purr like a kitten. So how come you get da big bucks, when you an' me is doing basically da same work?" Dr. DeBakey leaned over and whispered to Morris the loudmouth mechanic. "Try doing it with the engine running."

   A blonde meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic. "Everything ok with your car now?" "Yes, thank goodness," the blonde replies. "Weren't you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?" "Yeah, but he didn't. I was so relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid!"

 A blonde pushes her BMW into the gas station and tells the mechanic that it died. After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly. "What's the story?" she asked. "Just crap in the carburator," the mechanic replied. "How often do I have to do that?" asked the blonde.


A guy walks into an auto shop and says, "I'd like a gas cap for my KIA." The car mechanic thinks for a few seconds then says, "Ok, that seems like a fair trade."


A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month."



Problem Checked
An auto mechanic received a repair order that read: “Check for clunking sound when going around corners."
Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn, and a moment later he heard a ‘clunk’.
He then made a left turn and again heard a ‘clunk’.
Back at the shop he opened the car’s trunk, and soon discovered the problem.
Promptly he returned the repair order to the service manager with the notation, “Removed bowling ball from trunk".






                 " See Ya Soon Everyone. "

  Cruisin Paul


  1. It's not the same, but could you do Facetime or Skype with your friend when you can't go see him?

    Great jokes, and i hope i see you again soon, too!

    1. Unfortunately, Al can't discuss things anymore. Confusion when talking now.

  2. I like your funny jokes especially the goat mechanic and the bowling ball in the car trunk. Lol! See you, my friend!

  3. Sorry to hear your friend Al has got worse I am sure he will be a bit better once he settles in.

    You will soon be back playing golf Pauleo and in the swing....get it the swing? LOL

    I liked the jokes that is some crack on new belt diagnoses LOL

    Have a tanfastical day Pauleo :-)

    1. Yes my friend I will be swinging my club & balls, oops, sorry about that. I mean swinging the golf club and hitting the golf balls.

  4. I hope you get to see your friend Al soon. I think hubby is going to love the auto mechanic jokes.

    1. Thanks Rhonda. I'm glad that your hubby enjoyed it.


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