Wednesday, May 8, 2019

Beautiful Sunny Wednesday

Good morning my friends. As I earlier said, the sun is out bright and beautiful. We've been having a lot of rain lately and many people here in Canada and the United States are having many problems due to rain. Today my wife & daughter are having lunch with Meilin after she leaves Al and his doctor. We plan on seeing my friend on Saturday. 
I spoke with one of my American friends yesterday and he said that he was frightened with what has been going on in his country. He said that he felt that the President Trump and the Republican Party are an authoritarian party not showing his country's Democracy. All I said to him was that we in Canada are having our problems with our government. I said to him that I wondered what was going on in both our countries.  He said that we both had better start praying. 

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 Question: Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women?

 

 Answer: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

 




As I shopped, the following announcement came over the department store's PA system:

 "If someone here has a convertible with the top down, it just started raining. Towels are located in aisle five."


  A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting. Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the hospital fence. Calling out to the patient, the man says, "Pardon me, sir, but do you have the time?" The patient calls back, "One moment!" and throws himself upon the ground, pulling out a short stick as he does. He pushes the stick into the ground, and, pulling out a carpenter's level, assures himself that the stick is vertical. With a compass, the patient locates north and with a steel ruler, measures the precise length of the shadow cast by the stick. Withdrawing a slide rule from his pocket, the patient calculates rapidly, then swiftly packs up all his tools and turns back to the pedestrian, saying, "It is now precisely 3:29 pm, provided today is August 16th, which I believe it is." The man can't help but be impressed by this demonstration, and sets his watch accordingly. Before he leaves, he says to the patient, "That was really quite remarkable, but tell me, what do you do on a cloudy day, or at night, when the stick casts no shadow?" The patient holds up his wrist and says, "I suppose I'd just look at my watch."

 

 

There were these two blonds and they locked their keys in their car. The one blonde says to the other, "What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and pick the lock?" The other one replied, "No, people will think we're trying to break in." The other one said, "Well do we get a knife and cut the rubber and pop the lock?" The other one answered," No, people will think we're too stupid to use the coat hanger." The other one said, "Well we better think of something quick because it's starting to rain and the sunroof is open."

 

 

I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. 

How do you do that? 

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!

 

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        " See Ya Until The Next Time "

 

Cruisin Paul

 

  

 

12 comments:

  1. Your friend's assessment is accurate, right on the money sadly.
    Have a wonderful day Paul!

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    1. I'm not going to say anything on this because Trudeau is having his own troubles in Canada. Have a good day Peg.

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  2. I love President Trump. ☺

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    1. I know you do so I didn't make any comment because of you my friend. We have enough trouble here in Canada.

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  3. I always get a kick out of your jokes. The rain with the blondes and convertible is my favourite today.

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    1. I love the blonde jokes myself Rhonda. See ya.

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  4. LOL @ the jokes Pauleo what a palava going through all that to get the time when it's not raining LOL :-)

    I am not mentioning politics haha!

    We had some downpours here today and it was chilly

    Have a tanfastical rest of week :-)

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    1. Unfortunately my friend, politics are around all of us. All of our countries are in trouble except us. you and I are perfect. LOL

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  5. Every country has trouble enough for itself, i think.

    Hope you have a good visit with your friend Al.

    Great jokes, you always leave us with a smile!

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    1. I agree Mimi as long as we continue to be friends. That's what counts. See ya.

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  6. No country is without trouble. We all need to pray for our government so that they will know how to solve the problems. thank you for all the funny jokes. You are one of the wonderful friend I have from blogger land.

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  7. I agree with you Nancy and thank you for your nice comment about me being a wonderful friend. I really appreciate it. I'm so glad that I have that many great blogger friends.

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