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A son is
calling his mom from college, and
telling her that he had just got his
degree. The mother says:
That's great honey! What kind of degree? And the
son, almost squealing
with excitement says: The best one ever, a
Celsius degree!
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A college friend was going to meet a young
lady he new.
"An old flame? I asked.
He winked and said, "More like
an unlit match."
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The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for
all male students, so too
the male dormitory to the female
students. Anybody caught breaking this
rule will be fined $20 the first
time. Anybody caught breaking this
rule the second time will be fined
$60. Being caught a third time will
incur a hefty fine of $180. Are
there any questions?"
At this, a male student in the crowd
inquires, "Er... How much for a
season pass?"
What's the difference between an American
student and
an English student ?
About 3000 miles !
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Soderling, the star college halfback, was
taking a math exam.
The coach desperately needed him to play in
the Syracuse game on
Saturday, so the professor agreed to give him
an oral exam.
"All right," said the prof. "How many degrees are
there in a
circle?"
"Uh, depends," said the boy. "How big
is that there circle?"
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" SEE YA FRIENDS AND PLEASE BE SAFE "
CRUISIN PAUL
July and August are just hot here and all the time. It's the way of things in much of California. I can't handle it as well either.
ReplyDeleteLove all the funnies and you can't fix stupid. There's a lot of stupid out there too.
Have a fabulous day, Paul and stay cool. ♪♫♪♫
Heat is bad for everyone. Sometimes I find it hard to even breathe.Stay cool Sandee.
DeleteIt's still hot here too although we had rain this morning so at the moment it is sooo muggy I hate it at nights
ReplyDeleteI liked the jokes especially the first one LOL
I hope your pedicure went well I was at the podiatrist this morning I hate my feet being touched LOL
Have a pedicuretastic day Pauleo :-)
Hey Steveo, I loved my pedicure especially when she was playing around with my toes. LOL
DeleteIt's hot in the swamps, where we have two seasons, wet and hurricane, and hurricane is just a little hotter and more humid than wet is all.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the funnies, i especially like the one about the unlit match -- i get the feeling he'd like to strike that one now!
It must be different to have to put up with all this heat. Stay Cool Mimi.
DeleteStay cool up North. I wish we could trade some of our cold for your heat.
ReplyDeleteThanks Rhonda. It's going to be a dangerous two days with this scary temperatures.
DeleteOur days are slighter cooler now. Good thing we have the AC. The lightning in the last photo looks scary.
ReplyDeleteThe bad heat has gone away. Cooler days are coming
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