Monday, July 29, 2019

End Of July Monday

Good morning my good friends. I hope that you had a wonderful weekend. Now it's Monday and the beginning  of a new week. I need a vacation, any place. I just want to get out of Amherstburg. Do any of you planning of having a vacation soon? 

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A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator." Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn’t wear because they were out of style. She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn’t suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don’t fit into anymore. Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, "Is there anything else that your wife doesn’t use anymore?" "And so, here we are!"



A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity: looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the damn ball!" The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot." "Forget it, man," says his partner. "You'll never hit her from here."





One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says “Oh just a beer”. The bartender asked the man “Whats wrong,why are you so down today?”. The man said “My wife and i got into a fight,and she said she would’nt talk to me for a month”. The bartender said “So whats wrong with that”? The man siad “Well the month is up tonight”.


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                " SEE YA MY FRIENDS "


Cruisin Paul

12 comments:

  1. We just go to the boat anymore. That's about it for getting away from our home. We like our home and are happy to be here or on the boat.

    Love all the funnies.

    Have a fabulous day and week, Paul. ♪♫♪♫

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    1. Oh how I had a boat to go away anytime and anywhere. You are lucky.

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  2. Sometimes I feel like that person struggling between the gym and the couch! Lol!

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    1. I guess it's time for another vacation Nancy.

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  3. No holiday planned here Pauleo still sweltering in central London heheh!, although it's rained today so cleared the air a bit.

    The jokes were funny Pauleo but fortunately I didn't have to Google anything LOL

    Have a googlelesstastic week :-)


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    1. I think it time sor you Steveo to go on a cruise to Alaska.Cool, doesn't it sound great.

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  4. I have a vacation planned and counting down the days. Currently we are at 32 days. :-) Hope you are on a cruise soon Paul.

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    1. That sounds great Peg. I'll count your days for you. Where are you and your hubby going?

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  5. Yes, I am itching to travel a bit. I just haven't decided where. Southeast Asia is looking interesting.

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    1. I'm itching to go also. Jan. 20th 2020 sounds so long.

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  6. No holidays planned, but remember you are going to be in a new home sooner than you can imagine, and you can make it your own special nest set up for just you two, and stay home to enjoy it.

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    1. It will will be some time yet. We had to fix our bedroom window, $3500.

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