Good morning my good friends. I hope that you had a wonderful weekend. Now it's Monday and the beginning of a new week. I need a vacation, any place. I just want to get out of Amherstburg. Do any of you planning of having a vacation soon?
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to
find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing.
Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her
with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all
came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired,
I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her
some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator."
Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn’t
wear because they were out of style.
She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even
once because the color didn’t suit you.
Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don’t
fit into anymore.
Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, "Is
there anything else that your wife doesn’t use anymore?"
"And so, here we are!"
A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity:
looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed.
Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long?
Hit the damn ball!"
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse.
I want to make this a perfect shot."
"Forget it, man," says his partner.
"You'll never hit her from here."
One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants.
The man says “Oh just a beer”.
The bartender asked the man “Whats wrong,why are you so down today?”.
The man said “My wife and i got into a fight,and she said she would’nt talk to me for a month”.
The bartender said “So whats wrong with that”?
The man siad “Well the month is up tonight”.
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