Wednesday, July 10, 2019

Hump Day Wednesday

Good Hump Day Wednesday my wonderful friends. Well, we've, my wife & I have decided to sell our house and find a smaller one. Climbing the stairs have created a problem for me and that's it. I'm tired and scared that I might fall. I've fallen enough. The last fall has created a fear that I can't even swing a golf club with even falling. Enough is enough. Now the other problem we have is trying to get rid of all junk we have built up 28 years in this home. I'll start today.


“Sugar why don’t you sit down by the table and we’ll start supper.” Said Dorothy to her Husband of 50 years. “Sure thing,” said her husband settling himself down. “Now darling, would you like the soup first or the salad?” Questioned Dorothy. “Umm I guess I’ll take the soup.” He responded. After a whole meal of one endearing term after another, their guest Bob couldn’t contain his curiosity any longer. Bob snuck into the kitchen and asked, “Dorothy do you always talk to your husband like that?” “Bob, I’ll be honest with you,” Dorothy replied. “It’s been five years now, I just can’t remember his name, and I am just too embarrassed to ask him!”

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All The Benefits

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: "So I hear you're getting married?"
"Do I know her?"
"This woman, is she good looking?"
"Not really."
"Is she a good cook?"
"Naw, she can't cook too well."
"Does she have lots of money?"
"Nope! Poor as a church mouse."
"Well, then, is she good in bed?"
"I don't know."
"Why in the world do you want to marry her then?"
"Because she can still drive after dark!"


Let me think for a second

A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex."
She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex."
He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."

"Will I Live To 80?"

I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him," Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?" "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either." Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy."
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said.
He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."
He looked at me and said, "Then why do you want to live to 80."


   " See Ya My Friends Until The Next Day "


Cruisin Paul


  1. good ones as always.
    I understand the moving and the stairs. But downsizing can be fun too. A new adventure awaits you and your lovely bride. Enjoy the day.

    1. I hope so Peg. I allows fear of change I guess.

  2. I hear you on the stairs. We'll have to do this at some point too. I hope not for a few more years, but we'll get there at some point. You'll feel safer on one level.

    Have a fabulous day, Paul. ♪♫♪♫

  3. It's a momentus decision, and i think you won't regret it at all. When, while you are in the middle of trying to get rid of all the stuff you wonder why you kept to begin you might, but that only lasts a little bit.

    Thanks for the funnies, and happy packing!

    1. Thanks Mimi. Now that we've said to leave, I very happy. I'm done falling, I hope.

  4. That is a huge decision to make but you have definitely made the right one, it will be an upheaval but it will be worth it in the end Pauleo

    Thanks for the age related laughs Pauleo heheh!

    Have a sunshinetastic weekend :-)

    1. Well my friend, I hope that I'm making the right decision. Age doesn't give us the right answer unless after you're looking into the mirror. LOL

  5. I hope you can continue to play golf. The change of house is a big decision but I completely understand the falling fear. I also understand the fear of going through years of items collected when you downsize.

    1. I'm amazed how much material we have after all these years. WOW!

  6. I think it is a good choice to move to a smaller house and get rid of all the junks you do not use. At our age, it is not good to have falls.

    1. You are really correct Nancy. If I fall down those stairs, I'm done.


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