Wednesday, August 21, 2019

Wednesday Evening

Good evening everyone. I'm writing tonight because early tomorrow morning , 8:00 am, I'll be going golfing. Finally. I'll let you know how I made out. Pray for me.

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Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes." 


A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."  



A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone." 


An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?" The husband replies, "First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!"  

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One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mom asked, "Why are you home so early?" He answered, "Because I was the only one that answered a question in my class." She said, "Wow, my son is a genius. What was the question?" Jimmy replied, "The question was 'Who threw the trash can at the principal's head?'" 

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                " SEE YA MY FRIENDS "


Cruisin Paul

10 comments:

  1. Great funnies, Paul, and i am praying your game goes well tomorrow.

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    1. Your prayers were answered and I did very well for my first time out. Thanks Mimi.

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    1. Peg, I did better then I thought I would. Hitting some balls on Tuesday helped. Thanks for your support.

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  3. Bwahahahahaha. Love the ugly baby one.

    I hope you have a great day of golf.

    Have a fabulous Thursday, Paul. ♪♫♪♫

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    1. From your mouth to my clubs, I played so well for the first time out. Thanks Sandee.

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  4. Well, I hope you go par for the course. Good luck and fair weather.

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    1. Well Rhonda I didn't get par but I did better then I thought I would golf. My hitting the balls was great. Thanks Rhonda.

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  5. Hi Pauleo well I hope you enjoyed your golf and wiped the floor with everyone heheh!

    LOL @ the fart joke

    Have a parrtastic weekend Pauleo :-)

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    1. I didn't wipe anyone but I played very well that day. I was very happy.

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