Friday, August 16, 2019

Wonderful Friday

Good morning friends. I've been away for two days visiting Mary Lou's relatives in Sarnia. We had a great time but it took extra time getting there. Usually we get off the 401 highway at Bloomfield road but I was unable to do so because they were working on the highway so I had to continue a great deal longer to eventually get off  the 401. Here I had to drive and drive to get to Chatham and where I turned usually would take me 5 minutes. This time it took 30 minutes. On our way out of Chatham I had another detour because the road was blocked and I had to turn around and change to another direction to Wallaceburg. There we usually have to cross over the bridge but this time the bridge was up for repairs so another detour to find another bridge that would get me around. Eventually I was able to find another one and we finally got to Sarnia even though there were many small detours I had get around to finally arrive to our hotel. Usually it takes 2 hour but this time it took 3 and 1/2 hours with all of these detours. I was exhausted. I just wanted to rest which I did at Mary Lou's sister's home.

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A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"

The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made ..."

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.

The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"

The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his!"





The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly".

On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?"

"Yes", the boy's mother answered.

"And how is your son now?" the psychiatrist asked.

"Who cares?" the mother replied.






A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother can explain that to you."
 
 
 
 

Mother to daughter: "What kind of person is your new boyfriend? Is he respectable?"

"Of course he is, Mom. He's thrifty, doesn't drink or smoke, has a very nice wife and three well-behaved children."
 
 
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One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.

She seems ok, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning. Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.

"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."
 
 
 
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                          " SEE YA SOON " 
 
 
Cruisin Paul
 
 
 
 

10 comments:

  1. Sorry it took so long to get to your families home. Construction is so irritating.

    Love all the funnies.

    Have a fabulous day and weekend. ♪♫♪♫

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    1. I'll tell you about the trip Sandee, it was interesting driving around and around and around until we got there.

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  2. wow that was a fun trip. Good job navigating that Paul.
    you know I still have issues getting to your blog some days. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. I used the link you sent me once as the link to your blog in my favorites and sometimes it works. Today was not one of them. But if I put it in manually it will work. I guess that shows you how much we want to get here - it was an convoluted as your drive to Sarnia.:-)

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  3. Thank you for the navigating. I guess all the trouble to check me out was very special. LOL

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  4. Traffic is not funny, your jokes and comics are funny. Thanks for brightening my day!

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    1. Thanks Mimi. I always hope to brighten your day my friend.

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  5. I can see why you were exhausted with all the detours. Remember, it's your tax dollars at work.

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    1. Ha,ha,ha Rhonda. I hope you are feeling much better after that scary situation with that mosquito.

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  6. Blimey what a palava as we say lol I can imagine how you felt once you arrived Pauleo I am sure you still enjoyed the 2 days away though :-)

    Thanks for the funnies made me giggle as always :-)

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    1. Yes Steveo. Even though it took us a great deal of trouble to get there, we enjoyed the two days visiting Mary Lou's relatives.

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