Mr. Cruiser's Notes: One Week To Go Until Cruising Time

Good morning friends. We are having a storm with a lot of rain but thank God no snow. Unfortunately some areas in Michigan are going to have ice which means power lines will down.
I'm just about finished with my luggage. Mary Lou hasn't even started. AmyLynn can't wait for us to leave. She can't wait for her vacation at home without us. he always asks me if I will miss her and I always say, " Who ?" I get her every time. Yes I'll miss her but it will also be a break from her and she knows it. LOL

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Act of Kindness? A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman

peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The

agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of

generosity.

He called them into his shop and said, 'I know that on your pension you could never hope to have a

holiday, so I am sending you off to a fabulous resort at my expense, and I won't take no for an

answer.'

He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight tickets and book a room in a five star

hotel. They, as can be expected, gladly accepted, and were on their way.

About a month later the little lady came in to his shop. 'And how did you like your holiday?' he

asked eagerly.

'The flight was exciting and the room was lovely,' she answered. 'I've come to thank you. But, one

thing puzzled me.Who was the old guy I had to share the room with?

A guy was planning his holiday with his travel agent.....

“Last year you suggested The Maldives and when I returned my wife was pregnant. The year before

that you suggested a safari in Africa and when I returned my wife was pregnant. And before that you

suggested Bali and when I returned my wife was pregnant again.

Can you suggest somewhere cheaper this

year so that I can take her with me so that she won't get pregnant?

A Flight to Israel...

A woman wants to take her dog to Israel, so she goes to the travel agent to find out how. He says, "It's easy. You go to the airline, they give you a kennel, you put your dog in it, when you get off at Tel Aviv go to the luggage rack, and there's your dog.”

So she does, gets off at Tel Aviv, goes to the luggage rack, no dog. She goes to the lost and found, says, "Where's my dog?" They look all over the airport for it, and find the dog in another terminal. Only the dog is dead.

"Oh, my gosh, they say, we killed this woman's dog. What are we going to do?"

Then one says, "Don't worry, it's a poodle. They're common dogs.”

My friend Yitzi has a pet shop across the street from the airport. We'll get the same size, shape, color, sex. She'll never know the difference."

They bring the woman the other dog but she says, "That's not my dog." Laughingly and making light of it they say, "What do you mean that's not your dog?"

To which she responds, "My dog's dead. I was taking it to Israel to bury it."

A man walks into a travel agency. He approaches the travel agent and says, "Hello. My fortieth

anniversary is coming up and I'd like to plan a special trip for my wife."

"Wow," replies the travel agent, "Forty years? How do you keep the magic alive for so long?"

"Well," replies the man, "For us, it's all about keeping things interesting and spontaneous. For

example, on our twentieth anniversary,I took her to the Bahamas."

"Oh! How exotic? What are you doing for your fortieth?"

" Going to pick her up and bring her home, " the man replies.